#August2016
‘BioShock: The Collection’ Rated In Brazil; Can I Just Buy The First?
BioShock is getting a collection, according to the Brazilian advisory board. 1) Can I just bought the original game in HD? No, that isn’t a “collection” — oh, okay. 2) When the fuck are we getting an HD Mass Effect collection? Christ.
Leaked: ‘BioShock’ Collection for PS4 and Xbox One
Maybe. This is a definite *maybe* not a certain *true*, but it looks like BioShock may be getting a next-gen collection. Which I will buy. For BioShock only. That’s enough for me to enjoy. The other two can pound-sand-and-eat-grass.
‘BioShock 2’, ‘Borderlands Pre-Sequel’ devs 2K Australia closing
Boo! Hiss! Gnashing of teeth! A collective of rather talented developers behind some appreciable sequels to classics is closing their doors.
Cosplay: BIG SISTER and LITTLE SISTER from ‘BIOSHOCK 2.’
I need to revisit BioShock 2. All I remember is “groan groan an inversion of the exploration of the ideology driving the first game groan groan.” Maybe now that time has passed I can return to the title and appreciate for its own merits.
INFO DUMP: Thirteen Year Olds Hired to Pen 24 Movie; Nicholas Cage Is A Genius
- The 24 Movie is Real?
Here’s hoping Billy Ray is better than the glue-huffing monsters writing this season. - Final Fantasy XIII Is Receiving Xbox 360 Bundle in North America
Jesus Christ, it’s hot. Not as sleek as the PS3 bundle, but it still gets the parts engorged. - Haters Gon’ Hate: My Top 10 Nicolas Cage Movies
My friend Patrick Cooper discusses the utter genius that is Nicholas Cage. Dude gave me Adaptation, Raising Arizona, and The Rock. He can churn out all the Ghost Riders he wants after that. - Bioshock 2 Came Out Today
I won’t be able to play it for roughly a zillion years, but I can’t help wanting to see how they pull off the sequel to a rather tightly-bound story, needing nothing added to it. Other than a more satisfying ending to the original. Oh, I said it! - Bruce Wayne Looks Really Dumb As A Pirate and Cowboy
Yo, listen. Between LOST and Captain America: Reborn, I’m officially fatigued with time-warping, trans-dimensional takes on my favorite characters. - Now Us Men Can Count Our Own Sperm!
Welcome to the future, may you be fertile!
New Bioshock 2 Trailer Will Induce Rapturous Orgasms
Ah, Bioshock 2. I’m torn on the game. On one hand, I don’t think the original needs a sequel. It’s brilliant. I’d even call it a work of art, if I felt like defending my opinion. But I don’t, so there. You can have your four-thousand word essays debating games as art.
So anything that tries to add upon the original gets an initial “Why bother?” I mean, it was about as stand-alone as you can get in a game. The response to the “Why bother?” is pretty simple.
- It’s going to make money. Lots, and lots of money.
- Fanboys like myself will go bananas getting a shot to delve once again in Rapture.
Artistic integrity (which, may or may not even exist, that’s another four-thousand word essay) versus fan service and capitalism! Fight! No seriously, don’t, I can’t care what you have to say. Bust out the lube and check out the new Bioshock 2 trailer after the jump.
