I’ll believe Kingdom Hearts 3 when I fucking see it. Go ahead and tell me any litany of worlds in this “game”, it don’t mean shit to me until the game goes old.
It’s Monday! But fuck, who cares. You could grouse about that shit, or you can do what I did. Yeah, I did that. You know. Unleashed the soft-serve ice cream machine into the depths of my pants. Ran up to the first Authority Figure I could find on campus. Hugged him with a ferocity, velocity, and eagerness seldom seen. Embraced the cold, yet welcoming, explosion of soft serve ice cream that rocketed up out of my unbuttoned jean shorts. Hitting us both in the neck, face, tits, soul. Screamed “We just ice CREAMED all over each other. #YOLO #YOLO #BADPUNS”, not forgetting to say HASHTAG before all three.
You could do that.
Or. Or you could just come hang out in Monday Morning Commute. The collection of arts, farts, social engineering projects, cataclysmic poor decisions, and other things you’re looking forward to this week.
Here’s a second trailer for Big Hero 6. It combines humor, heart (wicked heahhhht, kehd), and fluffy robotics for maximum gain.
Man. I know nothing about the Big Hero 6 source material upon which this movie is based. It’s like — Marvel, right? Are there six heroes? The fuck is the number for? Google it, you say? YEAH OKAY KNOW IT ALL. What I do know is that this shit looks adorable as fuck.
The first trailer for the first animated collaboration between Disney and Marvel has dropped. The little tease is cute as fuck. Adorable as woah! Definitely outside of typical Marvel fare, and that’s perfectly awesome.