#March2019

Guillermo del Toro writing and directing secret movie ‘Zanbato’ for Bad Robot. Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go!

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Yo! Del Toro writing and directing a secret movie? About a female ninja? (Maybe.) For Bad Robot? I’m seventy shades of fucking hype.

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‘STAR WARS EPISODE VII’ PRODUCTION TITLE REVEALED. Shooting in August. Maybe.

THE STAR WARS SWINE.

Yum! Yum! Yum! I am the Star Wars swine! I gobble up every morsel of Star Wars news. Turn away appalled as I gnash my teeth, getting gristle and grease up and down my jowls. Turn away as I rub the remnants of the non-news all over my sores-besieged corpus in a state of near arousal.

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FRESH, Check Out The New ‘Super 8’ Poster.

Yeah son, yeah! Did you check out the Super 8 trailer? Did it make you feel like you were staring at Ronald Reagan on television as President, and worshipping at the feet of Hulk Hogan before he was a bloated orange hot dog ready to burst?

Then hit the jump and check out the poster for it that has dropped.

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