Ubisoft is already churning out what looks like a dank turd in the form of the Assassin’s Creed movie. Now that they’ve got that medium locked down, it makes sense that the bloated behemoth is setting its eyes on television.
Here is AssBender on the set of AssCreed. I think it’s an official photo or some shit. I think I’m actually stoked for this movie? A little?
Mikael AssBender is going to be in the official adaptation of the UbiSoft game, AssCreed: Annual Annualization Profit. Here’s a first look at him in AssCreed garb.
Until I read this report, I had completely forgotten that Michael Fassbender was involved with an Assassin’s Creed movie. But indeed, he is! And he seems pretty stoked. Wouldn’t it be lovely if this flick was good? I mean — it seems like such an executable concept. But you know. Hollywood. Video games.