So. This is a rumor that keeps popping up, and every time I’m just like. Can’t we confirm this shit already? How can the Hulk not be in Civil War to some extent? I imagine his fucking thrashing of countless billions of dollars of property in Age of Ultron to be a key component for whatever form of superhero registration is presented in the movie.
They’re back! This time the Dickheads Chaperoning the Space-Ship Omega dive into their general malaise regarding Age of Ultron. They also discuss that Star Wars movie coming up to the point of nausea. At one point, CaffPow’s discusses the depression that follows signing up for porn sites that haven’t been updated since 2001. We also cover Bateman’s crosswalk stop light fetish, and maybe a little about Daredevil. Dim the lights, doff your pants, and join them in their insanity. You can listen on iTunes, Stitcher, or after the jump.
What’s next?! What’s next?! It’s the fucking Weekend! Kick open the doors to the Bar! Get the tap flowing! Gather around and share what you’re up to this these next two days! Be it seeing Age of Ultron. Or hunting aliens in Grand Theft Auto V. Share gifs, share stories. Share empirical evidence that somehow we survived the snow and that the color green still exists.
Cause we didn’t all know it.
HEY KIDS. Did you fucking know the fucking Hulk and Tony fight in Avengers: Age of Ultron? ‘Cause it’s in every fucking ad! Don’t get me wrong — I am going to love this brawl. But I really hope Whedon et co. have more up their sleeve (and I think they do), because otherwise they’re beating the fuck out of what should be a tremendous moment.