Video: ‘The Journey of Walter White’ reminds us he wasn’t always a f**k.
Hard to remember the days when Walter White wasn’t Full Vader, right? This excellent fan video chronicles Chemistry Kid Lucifer’s descent into madness, and helps recall the days when I actually rooted *for* the guy. Feels like eons ago. Spoilers ahead, ya fucking turkeys.
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Cosplay: Real life BERT AND ERNIE is the nightmare you didn’t ask for.
Holy berries. I’m glad that Bert and Ernie have been able to successfully sustain a relationship in these times of interpersonal discord, but they’re looking worse for the wear. I’m not saying if they caught me in a back alley I’d try to burn them with fire. I’m not. However, I think I would. Sorry guys.
The PRAWN NEBULA rocks that fishy cosmic swag.
Relativity in motion, folks. While it is has been dubbed the Prawn Nebula, anything is 250 light-years across gets the nod in my book as fucking enormous. It is all relative. That’s why me and my demur cottage crotch only date people under three feet in height. Relativity.
Can’t breathe? The EVANGELION HUMIDIFER has you covered.
My goodness. It is one thing to love Evangelion. It is another thing to shell out the mad ducets to have Unit-01 lull you to sleep with sweet vaporized air.
Mobile gamers have overtaken “core” gamers in the States. You ‘ANGRY BIRD’ f**ks.
This shouldn’t surprise you in the least. Everybody on their smartphone grind, playing them games. Even as us gamers sit clad in nothing but underwear in front of our widescreen flat plasmas, people run around about the world distracting themselves with smaller, lesser iterations. The Angry Birds, World of Goo, Temple Runnin‘ motherfuckers.
WONDER WOMAN going to TV in Smallville-esque series. Aiight.
DC has been on their grind trying to get Wonder Woman onto some sort of fucking screen for a while. They axed the Joss Whedon pitch for a flick. Like true dumb asses. Then they filmed an asstacular TV pilot. Their latest approach is a series in the vein of Smallville. I suppose we’ll see.
GameStop throws its weight behind OUYA. F**king right.
Ouya is the little pet project that gets a lot of us caressing steel-hardened nipples. What about the world beyond us outliers, though? If GameStop and the weight of its considerable corporate taint is anything to go by, the console will be getting some mainstream love as well.
When is ‘PROPHET’ too much ‘PROPHET’? Never.
Man, I got myself that throbbing tip for the Brandon Graham and company Prophet. Despite owning all the single-issues, I went and snagged myself the first collection. $10.00? All in one tidy place? Fuck bills, buy comics. Ripping open that Amazon box, I was all kid like and shit, as if I hadn’t read the series already. Fantastic.
DANIEL CRAIG and his abdominal muscles sign on for two more BOND flicks.
Good news for people like me who enjoy seeing Daniel Craig’s sausage sloshing around in bikini briefs between scenes of him punching people. Homeboy has signed on for at least two more Bond flicks. Wee!
It’s a GUN HOLSTER to hold your BABY. Rubicon = crossed.
This pretty righteous holster only really work for me if it gives you a particular license. The license to draw your baby (or any baby you acquire through backroom poker games) and fire him or her at your enemies. Baby slinging.
