‘BIOSHOCK INFINITE’ TRAILER: The Beast of America is a glorious breed.

More Sunday goodies! If this trailer for BioShock Infinite is any indication, we ain’t got anything to worry about. The game will dominate in typical Levine fashion. And I mean, whenever has a trailer duped us?

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‘IRON MAN 3’ TEASER TRAILER: It’s totally extremis!

Shit man, it’s Sunday. I’m not supposed to be hustling about posting things. Here, have an Iron Man 3  teaser trailer. Real jam drops on Tuesday.

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WEEKEND OPEN BAR: Commenters (DEVIANTS) Come Home!

[WEEKEND OPEN BAR: The one-stop ramble-about-anything weekend post at OL. Comment on the topic at hand. Tell us how drunk you are. Describe a comic you bought. This is your chance to bring the party.]

What up cretins? What up populators of the Spaceship Omega? Been quite the hot minute since I’ve had time to catch my breath. Both myself and Brother Rendar have been exceptionally busy coming off of a glorious NYCC last week. To everyone who may have latched onto this Nightmare Missile like krill, godspeed. Welcome. Buckle-up, shotgun your beverage of choice, and participate in the madness.

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PSP VITA selling slower than the Dreamcast. OOPH.

Ain’t this a bitch. The Dreamcast was a hell of a system for a select few of us, but it certainly didn’t sell well. Fuck, it ended Sega’s participation in the console wars. So when word comes that the PSP Vita is selling slower than it? G’damn.

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Cosplay: World War II-Stylee WONDER WOMAN is retro rock.

Absolutely.

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MICHAEL BAY takes a shot at HUGO WEAVING, and it’s…awesome? WTF.

Something I never thought would happen…has. Michael Bay has barfed up some sentiment that I can nod my head in agreement with. Recently Hugo Weaving noted that he wouldn’t want to play the Red Skull again, and also that he regretted doing voiceover work for the Transformers flicks. At the time, I thought it was a bit douche for Weaving to consider himself above rocking the Red Skull. I mean, bro. C’mon. You’re in Matrix Revolutions. Not only that, but to have no problem collecting a check for Transformers (terrible flicks, granted) and then coming out against it? Smacks of pretentious hypocrisy. Somehow. Fucking somehow, Michael Bay echoes my own sentiments.

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‘COMMUNITY’ Season Four Trailer: Metacommentary, Annie’s Boobs, and more.

Community should have premiered tonight. It didn’t. Despite proclaiming that October 19th was going to be the jammy-jam release of the fourth season, NBC recently nixed that idea. Don’t despair! Or, okay, despair. But take with your weepy-eyed dumb faces this trailer for the fourth season. It’s a delicious helping of Alison Brie, Troy and Abed, and thinly cloaked shots at NBC. What isn’t to love?

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Shailene Woodley cast in ‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2’ as Mary Jane; Gwen Stacy dies! Maybe.

Double-dip of Spider-Man news concerning a new female and an old female in the flicks. That doesn’t sound…right? Anyways. Yeah. Here we go.

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‘DJANGO UNCHAINED’ character posters? I’ll take them.

Hopefully by the time Django Unchained comes out, I’ll be finished rubbing The Master all over my soul. So delicious. So tasty. Just to remind my neglecting ass that this movie is coming fast and furiously, there hath been some character posters dropped.

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‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’ movie dropping in 2015. Character movies spinning out of it.

Warner Bros. is hoping to surf some of the Avengers magic by working it in reverse. Word! Instead of launching a bunch of successful individual movies and tying them into one huge one, they’re going to do the opposite. Release one huge pile of crap, and spin it off into individual little steaming butt sores.

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