Destruction of one small ship in EVE ONLINE costs dude $6,000 in cargo. G’damn.
This is one of the reasons I couldn’t play EVE Online. Some dude was making the Kessel Run or some shit with a ridiculous amount of cargo when his shit got vaporized. Cost him mofuckin’ $6,000 in cargo. I would suffer something very close to a nervous collapse if this shit happened to me.
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‘IRON MAN 3’ Full Trailer: Dark days and ‘splosions for Mr. Stark
The full trailer for Iron Man 3 has dropped, and aside from Ben Kingsley looking dumb as fuck as The Mandarin, everything looks pretty choice. Check the trailer, then drop your impressions.
Cosplay: FAT BABY Darth Vader is your nightmare fetish.
You should see the might of the Force when it uncorks a fetish-fueled dump in some random Death Star bathroom stall. Then you will know the true power.
Scientists create BRAIN-ON-A-CHIP for drug testing. We fly too high, Icarus!
Well, this is one way to test drugs and study head injuries and the such. Create a bunch of living cells on a chip! Yeah man. And when those cells go sentient, mutate, and clone themselves a body, I want to be the one that gets to yell “told you so, you fucks!”
‘HALO 4’ Live Action Launch Trailer: You believe a Chief can go Vader
Fuck yeah. I don’t give Halo much thought, but I’ve been interested in seeing what 343 Industries can bring to the franchise. If anything, their rocking out on Halo 4 has brought this gorgeous live action trailer into the fold. Produced by David “I love male bonding flicks” Fincher, it’s a look into a piece of Master Chief lore.
Monday Morning Commute: We’re Not Immortal, We’re Immoral.
Hello friends. Welcome to the jamboree. Lately the status quo on Spaceship Omega has been a blinking red sign that reads “busy, busy, busy, busy, busy.” Rendar has gotten himself embroiled in a class-action lawsuit against McDonald’s. Something about dipping his testicles in hot coffee that wasn’t hot enough, didn’t leave scars large enough, I’m not sure. He pulled down his pants and I turned away when I began to see the boils and then I started screaming.
And me?
I’ve been chugging along, writing my thesis for my Master’s Program. All along the oblivion known as the “Real World” has been staring me in the eyes, rubbing its belly and chuckling manically. We are going to have to tussle very, very soon. Throw thirty+ hours of tutoring on top of that, and whelp…let’s just say the Spaceship has been on auto-pilot. None the less! With all this busyness, we could all use some escape.
This is Monday Morning Commute, the column where we spout off the various arts and crafts keeping us from stabbing ourselves during the grind of the 9-5. The following are my jams.
PETER MOLYNEUX quit his company because of a parody Twitter acount. Future ++
Good news, folks. If a creator you either particularly like or disdain has erred, you can help them. If they have spiraled into a fatal descent of bloated promises, you can help pop their delusional packaging and drag them into reality. All you need to do is create a Twitter account and relentlessly savage them.
Official ‘IRON MAN 3’ PHOTOS: Mandarian, Patriotism and Pepper
Cyeah! With the first trailer dropping tomorrow, there hath been unleashed a torrent of Iron Man 3 photos. You want these inside you. Trust me. They make your bum glow. Also! Some Kevin Feige deets on what’s going on in the pictures.
Famke Jansse dropping JEAN GREY cameo in ‘The Wolverine’, aiight.
Don’t really care for Famke Janssen one way or the other appearing in The Wolverine. What I do give a shit about is keeping her out of the First Class universe, but I’m not holding my breath. How do you folks feel?
Press Start: Buddhist Multiplayer Shooter
I’m not playing around with silly accents, half-assed attempts at comedy and protracted self-deprecation this week. Hell no: I’m injecting this fact-stream straight into your cerebral cortex, just like you were Motoko Kusanagi. We’re all in the machine now and you need a games news hyperderm. I’m gonna give it to ya.
