MUSTACHE TRANSPLANTS are a thing, and becoming more popular. Ridiculous ++
Everybody want the mustaches. Movember may be over, but that doesn’t mean you can’t grow a stache. Or try to grow one. And if you can’t? Get that bad boy grafted onto your upper lip. Don’t make any excuses, bro.
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VOYAGER 1 has entered the ‘magnetic highway’ as it prepares to leave solar system.
Fare the well, Voyager 1. You’re currently hauling ass through the “magnetic highway”, as you approach the limits of our solar system. Keep in mind our wonderful moments together. Recall, if you will, the time we built your ungrateful ass. Fawn over the concept of being the first object we’ve sent out of our solar system. Dearest regards.
First look at Ashton Kutcher as STEVE JOBS is like, the dumbest thing ever.
Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs is outstandingly stupid. Of course the first official release they’ve dropped of That 70’s Guy as the deceased maestro is a recreation of Jobs’ sexy pose. Oh lordy.
‘THE LAST OF US’ Teaser Trailer: A snippet of malice.
There is a story trailer for The Last of Us dropping soon, and no trailer would be complete without its own teaser. Here is like thirty seconds of gland rubbing to prepare you for actual release.
US Supreme Court will rule on whether human genes are patentable. Futurism ++
Welcome to the future, flunkies. The US Supreme court is getting a case in which they’re essentially deciding whether or not human genes are patentable. I think. That’s what my fat head gleaned from this story, but I was also half-covered in peanut butter. Sitting on the toilet. Reading it on my iPhone.
Rumor: DARKSEID is villain in ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’ movie. Well. Duh.
Pencil this in as “fucking obvious”, friends. It is rumored that Darkseid is going to be the villain in the upcoming Justice League movie. It’s going to be great when people get Darkseid and Thanos confused, and/or begin to bicker over who is the less lame purple piece of shit big bad.
Life-sized CHOCOLATE BABY HEADS will sate the cannibal fatty.
I don’t know about you folks, but the only thing I crave on a more consistent basis than the delicious soft skulls of a newborn baby (this is getting dark quickly) is chocolate. Due to this, I usually use a bottle of Hershey’s syrup as a personal applicator. I don’t have to any longer though, it appears. Life-sized chocolate baby heads? Gnarly.
Cosplay: MIRANDA from ‘MASS EFFECT 2’ did up in body paint. The glory.
Disregard the fact that this woman is a bit too tan to be Miranda. Just throw it right out the window. Instead, just bask in the concept of Miranda body paint. Don’t hate. Appreciate.
‘CHRONICLE’ lead Dane DeHaan is Harry Osborn in ‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2.’ I’ll take it.
It’s comic book movie adaptation day! There’s a fucking deluge of news, and the latest is centered around who is going to play Harry Osborn in Amazing Spider-Man 2. The role will be filled with Dane DeHaan, who was excellently creepy in Chronicle.
‘MAN OF STEEL’ poster has Superman as like, misunderstood villain.
Oh noes! Superman is considered a villain! Sworn to protect a peoples who doesn’t understand him. They wonder why he flies around in kinky purple latex, and doesn’t like. You know. Just fix all the Earth’s problems in one day and then go about enjoying the rest of his life.
