INFOGRAPHIC ADDICT: Every WALTER WHITE OUTFIT on ‘BREAKING BAD.’
Been a hot fucking minute since I featured an infographic I enjoyed here on the Spaceship. They were the fucking berries back in 2009, but I’ve cooled off on my jonseing for them since then. Why, what could resurrect such a love? Only Breaking Bad, ya fucks.
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GO FIGURE: DARREN ARONOFSKY and PARAMOUNT battling over ‘NOAH’ FINAL CUT
Oh God, I totally couldn’t have envisioned this! Psyche! Tricked you! Darren Aronofsky and Paramount are battling over the final cut of the director’s eco-disaster biblical nightmare. Apparently Paramount somehow suffered the delusion that Aronofsky made accessible flicks, and saw fit to give him roughly 3-zillion dollars for this blockbuster. Supposed blockbuster. Probable failure.
‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ CLIP: Thor’s Baddie Awakens.
Here’s a clip from Thor: The Bearded Babe’s World featuring the antagonist of the flick. I don’t know much about this Malalekinth (starting with how to spell his name), but the homeboy seems pretty fucking foreboding. I’ll take it.
NETFLIX talkin’ to CABLE COMPANIES about getting THEIR SERVICE ON SET-TOP BOXES.
Maybe I’m missing something. But doesn’t Netflix want to fucking katana cable companies in the fucking neck? So why would any cable company sign-on to having the service rocketing through the pipes of their set-top boxes? Is it a money truck that Netflix would back up? Can I ask any more rhetorical questions? Can I?
Cosplay: LADY JOKER & HARLEY QUINN IN LATEX. GAME OVER.
Nothing really needs to be said, folks. Here we got ourselves the arrival of some latex cosplay towards the end of my day. If the hormones weren’t already seeping deep into my soul, well. Yeah. Not we got ourselves what I call a condition. It’s aiight. I’m fine. I’m fine. Keep your eyes up, please.
‘MASS EFFECT 4’ features NO SHEPARD. Will still feel like ‘MASS EFFECT.’
Despite the ending. I miss Mass Effect. I miss the fucking Citadel. I miss biotics. I miss the Universe. A lot. So Jesus Christ BioWare, give me something to get a Mass Erection over.
‘WATCH DOGS’ delayed until SPRING 2014. SHITTIN’ ALL OVER MY LAUNCH DAY PLANS
Titty fuck a goose! Goddamn Watch Dogs. Goddamn UbiSoft. The game I was sweating in a sensual coupling with my launch day PS4 has been delayed. What’s next? What’s next!
MARVEL shopping MASSIVE TV PACKAGE. Four Dramas, and a Miniseries. Aiight!
How much Marvel is too much Marvel? The House That Adolf Disney built is hoping that our answer to that query is “there is no such thing.” That is, if these reports are to be believed. And I believe them. Why? ‘Cause why wouldn’t Marvel be trying to capitalize on the success of Agents of Boring Rote Procedurals?
JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT and PAUL RUDD front-runners for ‘ANT-MAN’ LEAD.
I’m down with either JGL or Paul Rudd entering through the thickened mucous membrane of casting and seizing the leading role in Ant-Man. Though if I have to play favorites, I’m pretty sure I’d cream everywhere if JGL got the job. I mean, because he’s JGL.
Alamo Drafthouse BANS MADONNA from its theaters FOR TEXTING. So awesome.
So good. Madonna’s super-cut ass has been banned from Alamo Drafthouse’s theaters after texting during 12 Years A Slave. The best part? When someone tried to suggest she cut that fucking shit out, she decided to call them an “enslaver.” Can’t make this shit up.
