Junkie XL scoring Batman segments of ‘Batman v. Superman’ with Hans Zimmer
Junkie XL doing some of the Batman v. Superman score? Makes sense. He’s the auditory equivalent of the OFFENSIVELY STYLISH AND BOOM-POW Zack Snyder. But I ain’t complaining. If there’s one thing 300: Rise of an Empire gave us, it was Eva Green. If there’s a second thing that 300: Rise of Fuck-Fighting gave us, it was Junkie XL’s pretty ridiculous score. But I dug it.
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‘Far Cry 4’ Story Trailer: RIDE ELEPHANTS / RAIN F**KING HELL
OH YOU KNOW I’M GETTING JACKED + PUMPED FOR FAR CRY 4. FUCKING FUCK SHIT UP WHILE RIDING AN ELEPHANT. CRINGE AT EXOTICITZED DEPICTIONS OF OTHER CULTURES. FUCK MORE SHIT UP. STAB TIGERS. EAT THE DUNG OF YOUR FALLEN FOES. YEAHHH.
Space Swoon: Moon and Earth’ straight chillin’
Here’s a perspective that we seldom see. The Moon LARGE AS FUKK hanging out with a Blue Marble that actually looks like a Blue Marble. Don’t see that much. Unless you’re one of those douchebag Kryptonians lurking among us. Flying into space at well. Probably looking at my dong with your x-ray vision from the Dark Side. I resent you.
‘Chappie’ Trailer: The Mind behind ‘District 9’ goes robo-comedic
Truth be told: I’m at work and I can’t watch this trailer. But I really want to. Double truth be told: I thought Elysium was raw ass. But I’m willing to forgive and forget that movie’s existence. C’mon Neill Blomkamp. Fucking wow me.
Nicolas Winding Refn announces ‘The Neon Demon.’ Let’s do this.
Ryan Gosling’s cinematic Best Friend is getting ready to begin filming his next jam. It’s a female-led horror flick called The Neon Demon. Don’t worry, Nicky. I got the tagline for this shit. “From Neon Noir to the NEON DEMON comes the new film from Ryan Gosling’s Cinematic Best Friend!!!” I’m pretty much a genius marketer.
Ridley Scott and Syfy making ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’ miniseries sequel
Apparently Syfy is totally serious about being totally serious about producing dope content. The channel has doubled down on the acknowledgement that they’ve been fucking up for a while now (SO SAY WE ALL), and is going about addressing that development with new promising series. The latest announcement? A miniseries sequel to 2001.
Monday Morning Commute: closeyoureyesandcounttof**k
OH DIP. It’s Monday Morning Commute. Rocketing out of my Mind-Anus at the speed of light, as I try to bang this out before teaching class. Which will lead into teaching class. Which will lead into teaching class. Which will lead into tutoring. Which will lead into an hour-and-a-half in traffic. Yeah, commuting. On a Monday. SO AS YOU MAY/MAY NOT know this is the watering hole that’s posted every Monday. Within its rotting, mucous-slicked walls we share what we’re up to on a given week. [Update: a student came by and now it’s 8:39. That’s life. That’s life.]
‘Final Fantasy XV’ Open World Gameplay Demo: Dino-Exploration
Fuck you, Final Fantasy XV. Don’t you be all “quasi-real” with demos suggesting you are actually going to arrive sometime. ‘Cause I get really excited when you do that. Get hyped with me after the cut.
‘Furious 7’ Trailer: Daddy’s Gotta Go To Work
Furious 7 trailer straight to the fucking dome. Featuring uppercuts, drag races, shotguns, cars being dropped out of planes, and most importantly –The Rock. All the sort of shit we demand. And this franchise provides. I cannot wait.
Finally: Marvel titles now give Jack Kirby creator credit
It’s about goddamn time. Jack Kirby is finally getting creator credit inside Marvel titles. This is following last month’s nebulous, somewhat undefined announcement that Kirby’s family has settled with Marvel.
