‘The Force Awakens’ International Trailer: Hope Is Not Lost Today

THe Force Awakens

Of course I futzing watched this new international trailer, replete with new footage. I have no goddamn willpower! And let me tell you — it’s futzing!!! amazing. Hiding even the video under the jump in case the video thumbnail ain’t something you want to see.

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Ken Marino cast in ‘Agent Carter’ Season 2 as a villain

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Ken Marino? In the second season of Agent Carter? I can get behind this!

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‘Fallout 4’ Launch Trailer: Oh Come All Ye Wastelanders

‘The Force Awakens’ Character Posters: Up Close & Colorful

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Man. I got myself fucking Force Awakens tickets. Literally possess them. The movie is next month. And I can’t fucking wait. But Disney keeps enticing me to be more PUMPED and more JACKED and perhaps even “SWOLE” as the kids say (what’s swole in this case? Obviously my dong), with shit like this: character posters.

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‘Uncharted’ Trilogy soundtrack coming to vinyl

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Confession: while I definitely fucked with Uncharted, I don’t really recall the music from the games. Perhaps this is because I was usually squeezing my testicles and screaming at the top of my lungs in excitement during the series’ most epic moments. But even with that made clear, the idea of the games’ soundtracks coming to vinyl is pretty dope.

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Paul Rudd and Alexander Skarsgard cast in Duncan Jones’ sci-fi movie ‘Mute’

Holy shit. For as long as OL has existed, have I ever been blathering about Duncan Jones’ dream project. The flick? A Blade Runner homage titled Mute. Through the years Jones has gone and done Source Code and Warcraft, and I had sort of written off ever seeing this movie. But! Now! It’s happening, and there are actual cast members.

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Cosplay: Moon Moxxi from ‘Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel’

Moon Moxxi!

More Moxxi! All the time! Where the fuck is Borderlands 3?! I miss it! Been too long. (And I ain’t counting TPS.)

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‘Warcraft’ Teaser Trailer: Orcs, Griffin, Horns, and Swords!

Teaser trailer for upcoming trailer-trailer of Warcraft.

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BBC is adapting the ‘His Dark Materials’ trilogy for TV

The Golden Compass

I completely forgot about The Golden Compass movie, despite really enjoying the book. Which probably doesn’t say anything good about said movie. But! I’m stoked to see His Dark Materials getting an adaptation courtesy of the BBC.

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Rihanna joins Luc Besson’s sci-fi flick, ‘Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets’

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I don’t talk about it much, but I’m sort of madly in love with Rihanna. I’m also a fan of Luc Besson. So this joining of talents? Stoked.

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