‘Assassin’s Creed’ Trailer: A Garbage Fire of Disparate Parts

Nicolas Winding Refn’s ‘The Neon Demon’ is hitting theaters June 24

The Neon Demon

Feels like we’ve been talking about The Neon Demon for a minute, and now the fucking release is upon us! Fuck yeah! I’m down for more Nicolas Winding Refn, even if I thought Only God Forgive could be Forgiven By God.

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Rumor: Next PlayStation and Xbox will be Backwards Compatible

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I was already going to begrudgingly buy a PlayStation 4.5/PlayStation Neo/whatever you want to call it. But being a complete sucker, I’ll totally buy it, if Sony includes backwards compatibility in the motherfucker. Please! Sony! Please!

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Watch: ‘Captain America: Civil War’ Battle Gets First-Person Short film courtesy of fan

‘Civilization VI’ Announcement Trailer: Ruining Lives, Starting October 21

‘Wolverine 3’ confirmed as R-Rated and “Like A Western”

Wolverine.

Wolverine 3 is going to be R-Rated! Rated R! With blood and death and the dance of death macabre with shattered skulls and ruined digestive tracks! Snikt! Snikt! Snikt! Or something! How do I feel about this news? I don’t care! Snikt! Snikt! Snikt!

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Tuesday Afternoon Commute: Your Consciousness™, Powered By Google

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Tuesday Afternoon Commute! I’m a day late. I’ve spent the last few days in a Theraflu haze. Thanks to my wife for bringing a death-flu back from the last conference she worked. Thanks to my wife for giving me the house I live in though, I suppose, I admit, begrudgingly, with her wonderful private sector job. A give and take, in life. A give and take, in existence.

What can you do? What can you do? What can you do? A little, or a lot. A lot, or a little. It all depends, it all depends.

What can I do? Well, I’m going to list the shit that I’m up to this week, that’s capturing my attention this week, that I’m sweating this week. Then I hope you do in the same in the comments section.

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‘DOOM’ Launch Trailer: Heavy Metal Demon Destruction

Lost in the shuffle of Uncharted 4‘s final arrival is the fact that there’s a goddamn DOOM game dropping this week. Oh me? This guy? Going to have to pass on it. You know, given Uncharted 4. But I’m eagerly anticipating the game’s reviews, cause if it turns out good I’m definitely grabbing it down the road.

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Philip K. Dick TV anthology series coming courtesy of Bryan Cranston and RDM

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Bryan Cranston and Battlestar‘s own Ronald D. Moore are teaming up to bring a PKD anthology series to the televisor-screens. What a weird combo! I’ll take it. What a weird concept! I’ll take it.

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Watch: NASA’s time-lapse of Mercury’s transit across the Sun