‘Stranger Things’ Season 2 Final Trailer: These are not nightmares
Stranger Things has gotten a final trailer for its second season. I’m, I’m not watching it. I’m already in, bought in, totally in, in in.
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‘Fortnite: Battle Royale’ has 10 million players a mere two damn weeks after launch
The makers of PUBG may have accused Fornite of being a shameless rip-off of their title. Not only that, but they’ve threatened various vague legal actions. Yet despite all of this tomfoolery, the title is bringing in an incredible amount of players. These two titles, they got themselves a slugfest on their hands.
‘Aquaman’ First Look Teaser: Hey Look, Some New ‘Justice League’ Footage
Did you know it was “Aquaman Week”, as declared by Warner Brothers? Yeah, I didn’t either. But so it is, and so here we are. Anyways, whatever the fuck, whoeveer the fuck cares, here’s an Aquaman “first look” with some new Justice League footage. I guess.
The creators of ‘Titanfall’ and Oculus have teamed-up for a super secret VR game I won’t care about
You know in Mean Girls when that one character is upbraiding the other character (imdb.com, search, Mean Girls, naw, too much effort) about attempting to make “Fetch” happen? Yeah, that is sort of my attitude towards VR gaming. Can we just stop trying to make people care? No? It’s going to happen anyways? Gotcha. Then, uh, okay. Hey! Neat! Respawn is teaming-up with Oculus to make a VR game!
‘Stranger Things’ Season 2 Teaser Trailer: Count To 13, Specifically to Friday the 13th
Netflix has released a teaser Stranger Things season 2’s final trailer. Which drops tomorrow. You know, Friday the 13th. What fucking absurd, ridiculous things we type in this modern age of pop-culture news, right?
After the jump, because, you know, damn Twitter video.
Apple is bringing back Steven Spielberg’s ‘Amazing Stories’ because nothing ever ends
Apparently noted obvious alien and member of the Illuminati Steven Spielberg had a series in the 1980s titled Amazing Stories. This series is being resurrected by The Alien, Bryan Fuller, and Apple. I don’t really have anything else to offer about this development. Cool? Feels significant, but I also don’t give a fuck.
‘Bill and Ted Face The Music’ is the ‘Bill and Ted 3’ official title. Most gnarly~
I’m here for Bill and Ted 3, my dudes. Especially given my particular love for Keanu Reeves as of late, piggybacking off of my obsession with the John Wick movies. Worst case scenario? The movie sucks. Who cares at this point? Best case? More Bill and Ted awesomeness.
Sylvester Stallone directing ‘Creed 2’, which is both stunningly boring and dumb to me
Creed was fantastic because it was an interesting spin on the Rocky franchise. It excelled because it allowed a new filmmaker to explore the franchise’s mythos, while injecting his own take. have absolutely no fucking desire to see old ass, redundant Stallone once again return to the director’s chair.
‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Trailer: Old Man Luke Fears The Power Of The Force
It’s the final trailer for Star Wars: The Last Jedi, what the fuck else do you need to know? Watch it! Then come back!
Are you back? Nice! Impressions? What did you think?
‘Wheelman’ Trailer: Frank Grillo’s action flick looks like ‘Drive’ meets ‘Collateral’ or something
The basic premise for Frank Grillo’s Netflix flick Wheelman does not come off exciting. The trailer however, certainly does.
