Image: Sand Pit On Mars. Where The Sarlacc At?
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Behold this righteous sand pit found on the surface of Mars. It leads to a cavern beneath the surface where undoubtedly Martians are planning their fatal assault on Mars-2, or what we call Earth. They terraformed it, they released us onto it, and now they’re coming home. Uh, right? Moving on.
Wondering how such a thing came to be?
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Google Maps Adds Weather Layer, The All-Seeing Eye Grows More Powerful.
If there’s a company you should be frightened of, it’s the Google. The Google is mapping everything, consuming and documenting existence. They are All-Powerful. Just to show off their writhing underbelly for but a moment, they’ve unveiled a weather layer to Google maps.
[Updated] Marvel Reveals ‘The Forgiven’, Hulk-Fighters Extraordinaires
[Update] I blathered on this afternoon about The Forgiven, and the line of Marvel teasers dedicated to them. I said “Derpa derpa, what could these people be?” Well Marvel up and told everyone mere hours later. Egg on my face, friends. Egg on my face!
Old Republic Called ‘As Interesting As A Naboo Trade Blockade’. Not Surprised.
I am a Star Wars nerd. I like MMOs. You’d think the two would mix into some delicious concoction for me. Nope. While I have friends throwing rope and counting the minutes until it comes out, nothing – nothing – I’ve seen about it convinces me it’s anything but another MMO. With a bloated budget, too much voice work, and the monolithic Star Wars hype train pushing it.
Luke Plunkett at Kotaku confirms my anxieties.
The Moon Is 200 Million Years Younger Than Expected. Pock Marks Make You Look Rough, Eh?
The Moon looks rough. Pock marks, craters, what have you. Dull grey. Rough. Just from its looks I would say it’s something like 9-trillion years old. I’d be way, way off. However, even scientist-wunderminds were wrong in their estimation of the Moon’s age for a long time. The pig is 200 million years younger than previously thought.
Blizzard Is ‘Very Serious’ About Diablo III For Consoles. Would You Play It?
Apparently Blizzard is very, very, very, totally, not lying we’re legit here serious about bringing Diablo III to consoles. Lead designer Josh Mosqueira for the game made as much clear during at Blizzard’s Gamescom press conference.
Ridley Scott To Produce and Direct New ‘Blade Runner’ Movie. Oh My Psyche.
It’s been rumored, it’s been spoken about in hushed and sometimes horrified whispers, now it’s looking really-real. There’s a new Blade Runner film coming, and it’s been spearheaded by Papa Blade Runner himself.
Video: DC Releases ‘New 52’ Commercial. This Won’t Work.
Putting aside any sort of snark, I cannot fathom this DC commercial for their ‘New 52’ persuading anyone who doesn’t read comic books to come check out their reboot-refresh-tabula-close-t0-rasa bullshit. I really can’t. It’s a cheese vomit concoction.
Hit the jump to check out the video.
And probably shake your head.
EVE Online Ponzi Scheme Brings In $50,000.
EVE Online is home to some dastardly espionage. Real-life ninja spy corporation exploitation shit. The latest in-game wunder is a ponzi scheme that netted the scammers 1 billion ISK. So what? That shit can be exchanged for $50,000 in United States paper things.
Good lord.
