Video: Gumby Tries To Rob 7-Eleven, Fails Gloriously.
Some dumb ass in a Gumby costume tried to rob a 7-Eleven in San Diego, and fails outstandingly. Why? The dude couldn’t get into his pockets to retrieve his weapon. Oh Gumby, keep on keepin’ on!
Hit the jump to see this in motion.
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Daft SteamPunk Professor X Is Cosplay Nirvana.
Daft Punk meets Professor X meets Steampunk? Brilliant.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Ice-T Unboxes A ‘Gears of War 3’ Xbox 360 and Lancer. Dude Rules.
Ice-T is fucking awesome. Last year he unboxed Call of Duty: Black Ops, and this year he’s back at it. He unboxes a Lancer, as well as a special edition Gears of War 3-theme Xbox 360.
It’s dope.
Activision Seizes ‘ModernWarfare3.com’ from Battlefield Fan. Corporate Pigs!
Remember earlier this summer when we were all LOLing about the fact that ModernWarfare3.com redirected to the official Battlefield webpage? And how it was being done by a vengeful Battlefield fanboy? All that fun is over! Thanks to Activision and its corporate cronies and big wig lawyers!
Deleted ‘Empire Strikes Back’ Scene Sees Han Going Full Douche.
There’s a delete scene from Empire Strikes Back making its way around the internet from the upcoming Star Wars Blu-Ray release. It’s pretty sweet, if you think that Han Solo acting like an even douchier misogynist is sweet. Just kidding! I sort of enjoy it. Buy that infernal piece of crap mutilated collection sorts of enjoy it? Please!
Nike Releases The ‘Back to the Future’ Sneakers: Nike Air Mag, Swoon.
Back to the Future II inculcated in thousands, nay millions, of young people the desire to have self-lacing futuro-sneakers. Finally Nike is coming close to giving us our want. The Nike Air Mag is inspired by the sneakers from the movie, and they’re a limited edition swag created with charity in mind.
Variant Covers: Transdimensional Super Spy Swagger.
Oh my gosh! The Flashpoint has come and gone! The DC ‘New 52’ has arrived with all the musty fart pomp-and-circumstance-and-nothing-much-else that you’d expect. Last week saw just the conclusion of the worst storyline to cause a Universe relaunch ever, and the first issue of JL(A). And yeah kids, I’m counting Heroes Reborn as better than this nonsense. It had Onslaught! Franklin Richards! Other stuff! Rob Liefeld! This is a new week though, and filled with new titles from DC that actually get me a bit excited. More importantly, this is the return of Mr. Quinn.
Variant Covers. Your pull-list for the week. Show me. I’m practically begging.
THIS WEEK ON True Blood: Soul of Fire
‘Soul of Fire’ wasn’t a bad episode of True Blood by any means. In fact it was the most entertained I was in a good while in this season. It had everything I want in a True Blood episode. Almost no Sookie (let’s not get greedy), brooding bro-dude vampire posturing over barely hidden homosexual tension, Jessica, and rocket launchers. Chyeah boy! It had it all. If this episode didn’t entertain me, chances are I was never going to be.
Gears of War, BioShock, Halo Done In 16-Bit Pixelated Glory.
There’s a certain sheen to the pixelated wonders that populated video games during my adolsence. Michael Myers is an artist who has taken the more contemporary protagonists of gaming present and thrown them into 16-bit pixelated disarray.
It’s awesome.
Bruce Campbell Wielding A Sword. In A Kilt. C’mon Nuff Said Right?
This picture of Bruce Campbell is seven-shades of bad assery. Which makes sense, since Ash is the shining definition of boomstick-rockitude. I don’t know what I’m typing.
Hit the jump for Ash wielding Blade and Exposed Legs.
