‘Ghostbusters’ Getting Theatrical Rerelease? Childhood Glow Time.
Ghostbusters is getting a theatrical rerelease. Fucking yes. My girlfriend, having arrived out of a box tabula rasa, a shiny blonde gorgeous intelligent blank slate, has never seen this flick. What a better way to indoctrinate her into the ways of the busting of Ghosts.
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Trailer: ‘Max Payne 3’ Gets Its Debut. It’s Fat, Bald, And F**king Awesome.
The wait for the third Max Payne has been interminable. But if the trailer is any indication, it has been worth the wait. It’s everything I loved back in the day, with new graphics, an obesity problem, and even more angst and action.
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Saturn and Five of Its Moons In One Gorgeous Picture
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Back in 2009, Cassini caught Saturn and five of its moons in one gorgeous line-up. Well done, Cassini.
So what exactly is going on in this picture?
David Tran redesigns the X-Men. Take notes, Jim Lee!
David Tran has redesigned the X-Men uniforms, and the dude is talented like a beast. The outfits riff off of the gorgeous Frank Quitely redesigns that happened, what, ten years ago? Great. Much more fun than the Jim Lee redesigns. Though I mean, Tran! Where is the chitin armor? Jesus! And protective neckwear. C’mon!
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‘Diablo 3’ Skill Calculator Is Out! Get Your Excel Spreadsheets Out, Dorks.
I’m not one for calculating classes and shit in World of Warcraft and now Diablo 3. I let the smarter people tabulate them, and the I humbly ask them to tell me what I should use. So smarter people! You can now get on it.
J.J. Abrams Is Officially Directing ‘Star Trek 2’. Lens Flare A-Go-Go!
J.J. Abrams is officially directing Star Trek 2. This is good news for those of us who like ridiculously stylish bullshit, somewhat talented directors, and most importantly fucking lens flares.
Variant Covers: Spider-Man Goes Multiethnic, While DC Continues Its Regurgenesis.
The grinding in the temples reminds me that I’ve only slept for three hours in the past forty-eight. The pain in the clenched jaw. Life! Gets busy. How the fuck you doing? This is Variant Covers the column where we dance the dance of funny books, speech balloons, splash pages. And the et cetera. We tell the tale of what we’re buying this week. Quickly! We must do this quickly. The sleep approaches, but as per usual. There’s wood to chop. Always wood to chop.
China Has ‘Diablo V’ Already? What Fresh Hell Is This!
Fucking China. First they’re getting dope speech balloon-shaped comic book museums, now they’ve got Diablo V and its expansion pack while we’re all waiting for the third. Jealousy.
Broadband Ad From 1963. Retro-Future Swoon.
I enjoy bathing in the glory of days of futures past. Check out this broadband ad from 1963.
50 New Exoplanets Found, Including Possibly Inhabitable Super-Earth. Space Geek Swoon.
We can now purvey deep into the cosmos, gobbling up planetary findings like it isn’t any thang. The scientists found these planets using a fancy spectrograph thing far beyond my fat-brained comprehension. Oh yeah, and 16 of these planets are super-Earths. One within its star inhabitable zone. ‘Possibly inhabitable’. Have to love the hyperbole. Whatever though, brah and brahettes, begin your fantasizing.
