Brandon Graham Will Debut ‘The Speaker’ In Dark Horse Presents #7. Dude Rules.
Brandon Graham’s debuting The Speaker in ‘Dark Horse Presents #7’, and the world is a better place for it.
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Fear Fest: Ventriloquist Dolls!
OCTOBER 28th, Ventriloquist Dolls
“Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil! ’”
-Victor Hugo
First off, if you don’t think that these dummies are scary, something is wrong with you. Plain and simple. Philip K. Dick wrote a book by the name of “Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?” Well, I can’t answer that, but these dolls do in fact dream of strangling you with piano wire. I’m not suggesting that you have to have full blown automatonophobia (fear of dummies, and wax or animatronic figures), you should at least be wary around them.
‘Sonic Generations’ Pre-Orders Beating All Previous Sonic Titles. Will Still Suck.
Nuh-uh. You can’t trick me. Sonic has let me down consistently for a decade. I thought it was going to be back with Sonic 4, and then even that sucked. So the fact that Sonic Generations has pre-sales like a mofuckah’? Don’t mean a thing.
IBM Could Have Fully Working Human Brain Made Out Of Electronics By 2019.
Humanity seems dead-set on forcing its own obsolescence. Hey let’s just created flesh-covered robots! Hey let’s just give machines sentience and get them to think for themselves! The latest: hey, let’s create a human brain out of electronics and then laugh at ourselves. Puffy fleshy meat cages!
‘Modern Warfare 3’ Already Stolen From Shipping Company, Pirated.
No one actually thought that the street date for Modern Warfare 3 would arrive without its digital bites and bytes already slathered across torrent sites, right? In fact with something like ten days to go, I’m surprise it hasn’t happened before this. MW3’s on the internet. Hide yo kids, et cetera.
Video: THIS IS WHAT A DINOSAUR FEELS LIKE.
A little girl breaking down the ineffable blood-soaked glory that is feeling like a dinosaur. Little kids are so awesome and creative until we stick them into the straightening and edge-dulling machinery that is the educational system.
Hit the jump to find out.
But prepare yourself.
One Mineral Could Tell Exactly When Mars Was Covered In Water. Science Get!
At this point we know that Mars has water. Had water. Maybe has water, definitely had water. One mineral we’ve retrieved from the Angry God could held the key to figuring out exactly when the Red One was covered in water.
Ken Levine Explains How ‘BioShock Infinite’ Is Influenced By Occupy Wall Street
Ken Levine is still tweaking BioShock Infinite, even as it crunches onwards towards its release date. One of the ways he’s helping work out integral plot points is by following Occupy Wall Street. (#OccupyRapture?)
‘Independence Day’ Back-To-Back Sequels Happening With Or Without Fresh Prince. ‘Kay.
ID4 is one of the classic movies in the pantheon of American cinema, executed by two brilliant auteurs. That said, it’s been a good goddamn forever since it came out, and there’s talk that sequels are coming. Even if the only Totem that could transfer the franchise’s relevance from one generation to the next decides to sit it out.
OCTOBERFEAST – The Wicked Witch!
[OCTOBERFEAST is the greatest celebration of the year, a revelry dedicated to pop-culture’s most nutritious Halloween detritus. Plastic screams and artificial sweeteners have never been more bountiful. In the old country, villagers refer to the extended party as Satan’s Snacktime]
There exist villains so ingrained in the rotwood known as the collective conscious that they’ll always have an open invitation to the OCTOBERFEAST. The tales of these harbingers of doom and gloom are passed from each generation to the next, racking up decades’ worth of childhood pee-pee stains and midlife heart attacks. These malefactors are the perennial horrors that are relied upon to keep every new human-litter honest-via-horror.
While there’re plenty of vitamin-enriched villains to choose from, there’s no denyin’ the power of the Wicked Witch of the West.
