Harrison Ford Ad Plastered All Over Japanese Subway To Promote ‘Uncharted 3’. Makes Sense.

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Nathan Drake. Essentially Dr. Jones with a half-tucked shirt and sick neck hair. This makes a lot of sense to me.

 

‘Battlefield 3’ Sells 5 Million Copies In First Week. Your Move, Modern Warfare.

The Battlefield/Modern Warfare 3 throwdown finally got underway last week with the release of BF3. After the first week, EA covered in fluids and with a Devil’s smile announced that their title has launched to the tune of 5 million sold.

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German Police Stop Drunken Yoda Behind Wheel Of Car. Jedi Gotta Cut Loose Too.

Jedi are, for lack of a better term, pretty fucking square. They can’t have sex, they can’t love, I’m sure they’re not supposed to drink. This weekend Yoda stopped giving a fuck.

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Louisville Decapitron Is The Ultimate In Zombie Killing.

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A weaponsmith named Gord, yes Gord has fashioned the ultimate in zombie killing. The fucking  Louisville Decapitron. No bullets, no reloading. Just death.

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John Goodman To Join Cast For Coen Brothers’ ‘Inside Llewyn Davis’. OVER THE LINE.

John Goodman has held it down with excellent performances in more than one Coen Brothers movie. My favorite, of course, as Walter from The Big Lebowski. The Goodman-Coen Brothers synergistic wunder isn’t ending yet, either.

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Fear Fest: Mutually Assured Destruction, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.

OCTOBER 31st, Mutually Assured Destruction, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.

“War …
War never changes…
Since the dawn of human kind, when our ancestors first discovered the killing path with rock and bone, blood has been spilled in the name of everything, from God, to justice, to simple psychotic rage.”
-Ron Pearlman as the Narrator of Fallout

Here we are. We made it. I’m not going to lie, I fully expected to quit halfway through this thing. Through trials and tribulations, I managed to hang on. So here we go the final fear of Fear Fest.
MAD or Mutually Assured Destruction refers to a scenario in which one super power launches their nuclear stock pile. This creates a chain reaction that causes a retaliatory strike from one or more countries. If this happened between the US and Russia, there would be no need to include any other countries. We’d crack the Earth like an egg.

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THIS WEEK ON Dexter: The Angel of Death.

Is anything going on in this season of Dexter? Is there ice on the tarmac? What the fucking is going on. I couldn’t believe when I heard that this was the fifth episode of the season. It’s a yawntacular batch of nothingness. It’s the television equivalent of entropy. It isn’t good, it isn’t bad. It’s just…there.

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‘Iron Man 3’ Director Confirms Paltrow, Cheadle and Favreau. Party Time?

Shane Black, director of Iron Man 3, recently dropped some info-bombs regarding the third flick in the trilogy of techno-fetish bells-and-whistles nonsense.

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Video: ‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Gets The Taiwanese Animation Treatment. Tricycle Horror!

Taiwanese animation insanity factory has offered up their latest ‘trailer’, this time for GTA V. It’s about as ridiculous as you should expect all their trailers to be by this time.

Hit the jump to check it out.

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NASA Confirms One Of Its Satellites Was Hacked. Laser Attack INC!

Hacking is some dastardly shit. Though sort of interesting. Last month we heard that US drones were infected with a virus. Today? Today we’re hearing NASA has had one of its satellites hacked.

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