Simon Kinberg Writing ‘X-Men: First Class’ Sequel? Charles/Erik Sexual Get!
First Class was a Cold War-powered Freudian mutant wet dream. I want a sequel. It looks like I’m getting one.
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More Copies of Angry Birds Than People In The United States. Fantastic.
How is this for a stat: there have been more copies of Angry Birds downloaded than there are people in the United States. Well then.
Japanese Consider Building Back Up Tokyo. LAUNCH EVA?!
Japan is considering building a back-up Tokyo in case of an Earthquake. Wink wink. Nudge nudge. We know what it’s really about. (Third Impact anyone?)
Terrence Malick’s Got Two More Movies Announced, ‘Lawless’ and ‘Knight of Cups’.
Terrence Malick, enigma to all, has a boatload of movies announced. You want the rundown? Of course you do.
Trailer: ‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Returns To Vinewood, Let’s Party.
Here’s the trailer for GTA V. I’m sure you’ve already seen it. Let’s talk it out, yo!
Researches Get Blood Proteins Out Of Rice. Rice, People.
Welcome to the future. The Future isn’t a shiny place, replete with worldwide equality and crazy things like attempts at peace and providing all children with healthcare. But we can do some sweet stuff. Like grow blood proteins in rice.
Dude Switches Countries During Pro Gaming Tournament, Farts On Canada.
This is some straight up intrigue right here. Jatt is a totally uber League of Legends who was recently competing at the World Cyber Games representing Team Maple Syrup. However when those fucks were eliminated he switched teams.
J.K. Rowling Wanted To Kill Ron Weasley. Should Have Killed The Final Book Amirite?
I’m a fan of Harry Potter, but as the years have passed I’ve found the movies to be less and less magical and the final novel adequate at best. You know what could have made it more enjoyable for me? A little treat tossed towards my blood lust.
Video: ‘Skyrim’ Gets A Live-Action Launch Trailer. That’s A Dragon Tail In My Pants. Promise.
This is late, I’m late, the party has already started. I caught this trailer last night during Monday Night Football, and it blew my pants off. Looking it up, it debuted last week. Whoops! I apologize. If you’re a dunderhead like me, you’ll love it. If you’ve already seen it, watch it again.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Lung Regeneration Getting Closer To Being Reality. Smoke Up!
Smoking is fun. It makes you smell great, your teeth shine, and your cool factor goes off the chart. The only problem is that it does a fucking number on your lungs. Soon those of us who suffer from lung ailments either from being super awesome and smoking or from other maladies may be in luck. Lung regeneration? Go!
