Video: Inside The International Space Station During A Reboost. I Am Jealousy.

Every so often, the International Space Station has to reboost itself to a higher altitude, because of wonky things like microgravity drag (I didn’t think that up) and such bringing it closer to our Watery Blue Planet. Recently, during a reboost the ISS crew videotape the effects of this altitude correction on their lovely little bodies.

Hint: they get to go for a ride.

Hit the jump to check it out.

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Review: ‘Modern Warfare 3’. It’ll Bang Your Mom While You Cheer!

Looking at video games like a high school class, we see all the tribes are represented.   You have the Jocks, sports games.   You have the artsy kids, Ico, Shadow of the Colossus, Okami.   You have the music section with Rock band and similar music titles.   You have the nerds with their RPGs.   And finally we come to the FPS genre.   These are like the jock’s jocks.   They are the inner circle of meatheads that control their respective flocks.   Where does this leave Call of Duty?   It’s the captain of the wrestling team; all aggressive and arrogant.

Call of Duty is more than a game.   Its an institution.   Gamers come in shapes and sizes, and one thing they have in common is an opinion of the greatest selling franchise in history.   Love it or hate it, Call of Duty is here, and its here to bang your sister, steal your girlfriend, break up your parents, foreclose on your house and other seemingly douchebag things, and you will thank CoD for it.

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Video: Neil deGrasse Tyson Lays Down The Symphony of Science

I thought I was done with the Symphony of Science auto-tuning craze. Then the genre didn’t play fair. They combined  Neil deGrasse Tyson and some Existential Prostate Milking with some pretty music. I laughed. I cried. I rubbed up against Tyson’s mustache on my monitor. No seriously, there are few people in the world as inspiring these days to me as Neil. The beauty, the beauty!

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Brandon Graham Teases Return Of ‘King City’. Plz Yes Plz.

Brandon Graham is getting his business on these days. He’s writing Prophet for Extreme, he’s got The Speaker debuting, and now! Now maybe he’s bringing back King City? Collections, plz? So I can read them? Finally? Dear lord?

Hit the jump to check out his teaser.

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Dude stuffs Xbox Down His Pants, Eventually Gets Tasered. Stupidity Rules.

I love stupid people. Namely because I am one, and knowing they’re out there helps ease my burden of existence. Helps roll my boulder if you will. Last week some dude applied for a job at Best Buy. When he was turned down, he did what any sensible person would. Stuffed an Xbox down his pants.

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Marvel Introducing Free Download Codes For Digital Copies of Print Comics. iPad Smiling!

I like reading me some physical comics, but I also like the idea of toting the motherfuckers around. All at once. Very soon, I’ll be able to marry these two loves in the form of my Ultimate comics.

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Historical Remnant of A Supernova!

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In 185 AD Chinese astronomers caught glimpse of a new star in the  Nanmen asterism. A phrase previously unknown to me which refers to a very specific portion of the galactic cosmos ceiling (thing). It also may be the earliest recorded supernova.

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Video: Mike Tyson as Herman Cain for Funny or Die.

I was having a pretty shit day. Then I saw this.

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Video: ‘Star Wars’ As Scored By ACDC.

In a galaxy far, far away, in some other dimension, Star Wars was scored by ACDC. Thunderstruck, mofos!  kalleanka71 has gleaned this dimension, and channeled it into his submission for the Star Wars Music Video Festival.

Hit the jump to check it out.

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Dude Huge: “Code Magic” Can Squeeze More Power Out Of 360.

Cliffy B and the Wunder Heads behind Gears of War 3 offered up a gorgeous HGH-fueled engine that somehow still surprised even this late into the 360’s life cycle. Dude Huger has proclaimed that even more can be gotten getted good.

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