THIS WEEK ON Dexter: Sin of Omission
It’s going to be hard to weep for dumb ass Dexter in two seasons when the show concludes. With a crying Deb laying over his splattered skullcap, cursing the Nefarious Fates for weaving such a tale, I won’t weep with her. As the season continues trudging towards its somewhat blasé ending, one thing is becoming painstakingly clear. Dexter is a douchebag.
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More ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Pics, Plus When The Movie Takes Place.
More details from Empire Magazine regarding ‘The Dark Knight Rises’? Yes please! If that isn’t enough for your geek gullet, how about some details regarding when the movie picks up? Dive in, if you’re daring.
Scientists Create Light Out Of Nothingness. Your Turn, Lazy God.
I’m going to be upfront with you. My caffeine-soaked, ADHD-riddled brain can’t take the time to truly comprehend the mechanics of this post. Especially at the time of day that I’m writing this. All I know is that the headline is fucking awesome, and gives me a geek boner. Light. From nothing.
New Line Cinema Wants To Turn ‘Rampage’ Into A Movie. My Gaming Childhood Approves.
We’ve crossed the fucking Rubicon regarding adaptations. Don’t give me any noise about my approving of a Rampage adaptation when there’s a goddamn Battleship movie coming out. Okay? Shoot.
Video: Arnold Schwarzenegger’s ‘Total Recall’ Commentary Is Baffling, Outstanding.
The Arnold. Through the years, when he hasn’t been busy doing cocaine off of hooker’s asses, running a state, pumping himself full of steroids, or rubbing dongs with fellow bodybuilders, he’s filmed some movies. Cut some DVD commentaries. The one for Total Recall in particular is blowing up the internet, and with good reason. It’s fucking surreal.
Read Kurt Vonnegut’s Rejection Letter He Received For His Dresden Account.
Failed authors! We are Legion. Here’s something to cheer us up: even Kurt Vonnegut took a lickin’ before he blew up. Here’s the rejection letter a young ass Vonnegut received for an account he wrote of the Dresden Bombing.
Video: ‘Game of Thrones’ Season Two Production Teaser. AHH. Fap. AHH.
I miss Game of Thrones with the fierceness. The first season was over before I knew it, and the wait for the second season is interminable. HBO dropped a production teaser tonight, and glory be. Glory be to The Seven.
‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Graces Empire Magazine With Two Covers. Bat-Schwing.
Empire Magazine is apparently swinging out with a The Dark Knight Rises story, and the covers to the magazine have leaked. Fuck, sometimes I forget how much I’m sweating this movie.
Expendables 2 Poster: Dude-Bro Homoerotic Phallus Firing!
The first Sly-powered Expendables sucked. Far too much talking and Whiplash’s drooly lip, not enough destruction and death. Hopefully the sequel can invert the ratio between Pointless Pontification and Metal Phalluses Spewing Death. I mean fuck, it’s got a washed-up cast for the ages.
Hit the jump for the poster.
‘Death of Phoenix’ Page Snags $65,000 At Auction. M’lord.
If you’re an X-Men fan and you haven’t read The Dark Phoenix Saga, shame on you. Integral. A page from it sold for a lot of money this week. A lot.
