Rafael Grampa Does ‘The MASSIVE #3’ Variant Cover; All Is Right With The World.

Thanks to Warren Ellis for bringing to attention this glorious variant cover for The Massive #3 by  Rafael Grampa with colors courtesy of Dave Stewart. I’m already excited for the official release of this new jam by  Brian Wood and Kristian Donaldson, and this has me spinning in circles.

Cosplay: Mad Moxxi from ‘BORDERLANDS’ Is Juggalo Girl done correct.

…so I know I totally beat up on Arkham City’s  rendition of Harley Quinn last week for being a Juggalo babe, but this is one I could totally get into. There’s more Mad Moxxi goodness by Katy-Angel after the break.

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Neal Adams To Draw ‘THE FIRST X-MEN’ Miniseries. This…Sounds Awful.

Wow. Marvel is ever-giving Wolverine a quality balls-washing these days. Not content to have segued the dude into leading his own branch of the monolithic X-Empire, there’s a prequel series being drawn by Neal Adams that has him assembling…the First X-Men. Yep. Chuck is too timid, and so Logan sounds the horn. God. Just God. This is fucking stupid.

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Activision Pays Ex-Modern Warfare Developers $42 Million…But It Gets Complicated

How is this for legal jostling. Activision has been locking horns with Ex-Infinity Ward founders Vince Zampella and Jason West for fucking years  now. Yesterday in its latest move, Activision paid out $42 million to Ex-Infinity Ward staffers. That’s a lot of money, right? However ain’t none of it going to Vinny and Jason.

Yep.

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I Don’t Get It: The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory is now on its 80th season and I don’t get it. Recently I started catching snippets from the show while I waited for Seinfeld to come on. And I don’t fucking get it. I’ve always been okay with the knowledge that the show existed and that an insane amount of people like the show, but now that I’ve seen it I want some answers. Whether you   hate it or love it, please, I beg you, read on and sound off on what you think is appealing about this 30 minute saccharin stream of “nerdy” references and painfully placed Battlestar jokes.

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Joss Whedon Would Like More Females In ‘AVENGERS 2’, Moi Aussi!

One of Joss Whedon’s calling cards is his ability to write some powerful ladies. However no matter the success of Avengers, its lovely husk was filled with only one female lead. This is an occurrence our Lord Whedon would want to address in the sequel.

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The Fourth Prime Evil: Error 37

 

It’s as if a million nerds cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

#Error37 hit top global trending status around 3:40 am.

Someone created this site around 3:50 am.

No one online seems to actually be playing the game an hour after launch, at 4:00 am.

 

Yup.  Diablo III’s out.  I’ll see you all in my Error 37 t-shirt at Comic Con this summer.

‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN’ 4 MINUTE PREVIEW: Dubstep, Crap Special Effects, Recycled Footage.

From what I can tell, the majority of the new footage in this four-minute preview of Amazing Spider-Man  comes at the beginning. Unfortunately what could be a pretty righteous moment is marred by vomit-worthy dubstep and dollar store special effects.

What do you think? Check it out and let me know.

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Monday Morning Commute: Hunky Brewster

Hello there!

Welcome to the Monday Morning Commute, the spot where I spit entertainment drivel into your can of workweek-cola in the hopes that you’ll take a sip! After you’ve got my germs, hit up the comments section and share your own. After all, if we’re not going to tell one another what we’ll be doin’ to get through the 9-5 life, what’s the point of even having the Internet?

What’s that? Oh, yeah I guess porn and gambling are cool, too.

Okay, let’s do this!

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Ron Burgundy Is On Twitter, Hyping ‘ANCHORMAN 2’, Madness Reigns.

Here’s just about all the confirmation you need that Anchorman 2  is getting itself a teaser prior to The Dictator. The man himself, Ron Burgundy, has taken to Twitter to hype it up. This is like so meta or something.

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