#Welcome To the Future
Lasers Can Turn Your Brown Eyes Blue. Science! The Future!
Welcome to the Future, where lasers can change those boring brown eyes of yours into gorgeous blue oceans of sass. Or something.
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Japanese Consider Building Back Up Tokyo. LAUNCH EVA?!
Japan is considering building a back-up Tokyo in case of an Earthquake. Wink wink. Nudge nudge. We know what it’s really about. (Third Impact anyone?)
Researches Get Blood Proteins Out Of Rice. Rice, People.
Welcome to the future. The Future isn’t a shiny place, replete with worldwide equality and crazy things like attempts at peace and providing all children with healthcare. But we can do some sweet stuff. Like grow blood proteins in rice.
Video: Boston Dynamics Is Building A Real Cylon. We Learn *Nothing*.
The people behind the robotic Hounds of Hell are now bringing about a fucking headless robot Cylcon future-annihilator. My lord.
Hit the jump to see our destroyer.
Video: Tokyo Nightscape x Blade Runner Soundtrack = Yes.
Samuel Cockedey filmed the Tokyo nightscape and mixed it with the hauntingly beautiful score to Blade Runner.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Anonymous Has Sworn To Take Down Fox News. So…We Take Them Seriously?
Anonymous is now directing their All-Seeing-Eye towards Fox News. Again? I can’t remember if they’ve targeted them before. They’re a bit peeved at the channel for their handling of the Occupy movement. My question is, does anyone take them seriously anymore?
Virgin Has Opened The First Commercial Spaceport. Mars, I Come To Thee!
Richard Branson has opened the first commercial fucking spaceport in the solar system. Galaxy? Maybe. Universe? Of course not! They probe me and laugh! Oh, they laugh. No seriously though, this is pretty fucking sweet.
Video: Crawling Robot Baby Is Thing Of Nightmares.
Check out iCub. That of your nightmares. A crawling robo-baby with a giant umbilical cord that is powering it. It shall power it whilst it clutches your wind pipe, mashing you into messy meat sack goop. Mark my words. We are already building the Cylons their synthetic bodies. Goodness.
Hit the jump to check out the horror.
Video: ‘Alpha’ Is Prototype Robotic Dog. The Robopocalypse Has A Hound of Hell.
This is Alpha, the creation of Boston Dynamics. Alpha is being designed in tandem with DARPA (Metal Gear?!) and the US Marines. While it is being imagined as carrying shit for our troops, it’s obvious what it’s going to be: the hound of hell deployed by the Robots during the Uprising to hunt us down and eat us.
Watch this bastard in action.
Glow-In-The-Dark Cat Is Spliced With Jellyfish Genes, May Hold Cure To AIDS. The Future.
Welcome to the future. Everything isn’t beautiful, and shit definitely hurts. But we can pull off some truly tremendous shit. Case in point: glow-in-the-dark-cats that come from kitties being spliced with jelly fish genes. That may hold the cure to AIDS.
