#Welcome To the Future

Anonymous Secretly Tapes FBI Conference Call. Releases It To Wilds.

Anonymous got themselves into an FBI conference call where the Fuzz were talking with Scotland Yard about a variety of things, including Anonymous, Lulzsec, and upcoming arrests. Welcome to the future.

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Men Could Soon Blast Their Gonads With Soundwaves to Prevent Pregnancy. Oh Future! ++

There doesn’t appear to be a male birth control pill on the horizon yet, but there may be a way for us to take contraception into our own hands. Or testicles. Or something. Soundwaves. That’s right. Gentlemen, prepare to have your orbs walloped with some high-frequency chatter.

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Mutant Rice To Help Japanese Farmers Recover From Tsunami Damage? Future ++

Hacking the Good Lord out of rice. That’s what some wunder-brains are up to, and this good ole Thwarting Of God’s Plan may help Japanese farmers recover from the damage of last year’s disaster.

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Stem Cells Prevent Blindness Suggests Human Trial. Hell Yeah!

Oh glory be!, the future is coming. There may be help for people suffering from macular-degeneration like my fucking Nana. Stem cells! Delicious stem cells may be able to help you Nana, hold the fuck on!

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Pirate Bay Says Downloading Physical Objects Next. Cyberpunk Swoon.

Downloading schematics for physical objects to be outputted by your Maker? Sounds like something straight out of every cyberpunk fantasy I’ve ever had. Pirate Bay is dreaming big and saying it’s the next step.

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Forget SOPA and PIPA. ACTA Is The Internet Killing Treaty

Everyone’s pretty happy that SOPA and PIPA got neck-chopped last week. High-fives! However there’s a more insidious piece of governance making its way around and if anything it’s got to be cursing that the two dead bills are no longer there to deflect attention. Meet ACTA. Acronyms are fun.

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Senate Postpones PIPA Vote. Everyone Dance (To Pirated Music)!

While everyone was totally Facebooking and Tweeting about SOPA in the past couple of weeks, its mutated Deliverance-esque brother bill was making its way through the Senate. However, there’s good news. A vote on the bill was postponed thanks to recent blatherings about rights and such by people and annoyances everywhere.

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Yesterday, Anonymous Dropped DoJ, RIAA, MPAA and More Offline.

Anonymous was a little  bit cheesed about the U.S. Justice Department taking down popular website Megaupload.com the day after the internet went somewhere near dark to protest SOPA. In response they dropped the hammer on a considerable amount of impressively high-target websites.

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Research Council: Water Shortage? Time To Start Drinking Urine.

Fresh water. It isn’t the easiest thing to come by, especially with the world’s population bulging like a genuine American’s waistband. What are we going to do, eh? According to one Brain Trust who clearly were awed by the  prescience  of Waterworld, we gotta get our pee drinking on. Way ahead of you! (…Wait, what?)

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Video: Hacked PlayStation Camera Lets Paralyzed Artist Continue His Work.

Tony Quan is a dude unfortunately paralyzed by ALS. Quan is also an artist who isn’t letting that stop him from continuing his craft, thanks to a hacked PlayStation camera.

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