#Welcome To the Future
ANONYMOUS Threatens To Kill Entire INTERNET On March 31. Dream Big.
Anonymous has been on the rocks lately, with their leader selling them the fuck out, releasing an OS with malware or some shit, and other unfortunate incidents. They intend on rallying this Saturday by killing the internet. I suppose if you’re going to ball, ball hard.
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UK MPs Want Laws Compelling Google To Censor Search Results. Orwell’s Ghost Nods.
Talk about shoehorning bullshit into seemingly harmless legislation. UK MPs want to go about preventing their blood-thirsty press from reporting on celebrities and shiz. Seems harmless enough. However how they want to go about doing so is typical backroom privacy-rights destroying bullshit.
US Military Wants To HACK Foreign Game Consoles, Steal User Information. Dastardly ++
The Department of the Navy must have been watching some Dateline. Their latest and greatest way to spend tax payer money is to employ a company to boat a shitload of used gaming consoles overseas, and then till those consoles for user information. Have to get those terrorists’ information from them video game killer-builder machines.
Microsoft Blocking PIRATE BAY LINKS In Instant Messages. Damn The Man!
The Pirate Bay is shucking and jiving like a motherfucker lately to stay ahead of the Popo Zao. Them wily sons a bitches are even contemplating taking their servers to the skies with drones. However, next they might need to figure out how to get around Microsoft blocking their links in their instant messages.
Dude In China Is Making HOMEMADE SUBMARINES. Safety ++
Yeah, I have no idea how anything awful can come out of this. One gentleman in China is building submarines after getting laid off. Fuck man, if I was you I’d just be sitting around all day with a bottle of Lubriderm and a smile. Making me feel lazy as shit.
Google Patent Would Listen To Background Noise In YOUR CALLS For Personalized Ads.
Google continues to wipe its ass with the concept of privacy, a concept that has already been discarded by most of the Facebook generation. Their latest adventure involves mining our phone calls’ background noise in order to personalize ads. The future, man.
TACOCOPTER Is Unmaned Future Of Food Delivery. OH TECH ++
Finally some technology we can believe in. Drones are best known for being used to blow people up with uncomfortable amounts of clinical disinterest and detachment. However there’s a collection of solid dudes who want to add to that reputation. They want to use drones to deliver tacos. This is the future I asked for.
VIDEO: Light-Projected Ghost Tiger Runs Through Paris
French design firm Le3 created this pretty beastin’ projection of a tiger an set it loose in Paris.
Hit the jump to check it out.
US Relaxes Limits On How Data From SPYING On Citizens Can Be Used. Big Brother Giggles
Good news for everyone who doesn’t really care about their internet freedom! Limits have been laxed and now even people who are not suspected of being terrorists (which has become such a flimsy word I think even my Nana could be argued to be one) can have their data mined and stored and gazed at by the Man with uncomfortably little restrictions.
London Thinktank Already Has Swarming FILE-SHARING DRONES. The Future Waves.
Pirate Bay wants to get its servers into the air, rocking out in drones? They’ve already been beaten to the punch by Liam Young.
Hit the jump for into and a video.
