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‘Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End’ Final Trailer: Drake’s Last Go?

Like, please don’t kill Nathan Drake. You’re going to kill him, aren’t you, Naughty Dog? Him and his beautiful half-tuck. Him and his beautiful neck hair. You jerks.

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‘Borderlands 3’ confirmed to be Gearbox Software’s next game

Borderlands 2.

I have been patient. Coming up on four years patient for a proper sequel to one of my favorite games of all time, Borderlands 2. As a reward? Nothing. Silence. A crappy spin-off game. And silence. But that is about to change, I guess. Borderlands 3 has been confirmed to be Gearbox’s next game. And while I don’t think the game will be arriving anytime soon, just to see it acknowledged, just to see it acknowledged as coming gets me excited.

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Microsoft has ended ‘Xbox 360’ production; fare thee well

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It is with somber tones, ashen eyes, and a strained sadness that I announce that the Xbox 360 has ceased production. Man, my Xbox 360 and me spent some serious fucking time together. Or rather, my three Xbox 360s and me spent some serious fucking time together. From Gears to the Mass Effect series to Fallout 3, I probably chalked up thousands of hours of my twenty-somethings on Microsoft’s sophomore console.

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‘Pyre’ Trailer: The Next Game from Supergiant (‘Bastion’, ‘Transistor’)

Watch/Listen: Chocobo Theme performed in ‘Stardew Valley’ with drum and flute blocks

Stardew Valley seems like the kind of game that would consume my wife’s life, if it was out for iOS. I haven’t played, and I’m not sure I’d enjoy it, but I certainly respect it, and the community it has engendered. Here’s a member of the community throwing it back to the classic Chocobo Theme.

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‘World of Warcraft’ Expansion, ‘Legion’ arrives August 30

Report: Upgraded Playstation 4 is codenamed ‘NEO’

PS4.

That PlayStation 4K is coming, folks. You can hide underneath your couch, you can close the tabs in your browser, it’s coming. And it’s codenamed Neo.

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‘Red Dead Redemption 2’ Map Leaked Online; Game Will Be A Prequel

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RDR is getting a sequel! Its map has leaked! I’m excited for this, but I’m also shamed. I have not played RDR. Of all the games in the Gaming Classics Pantheon that I regret having not played, RDR is up there. Along with (shh) Link To The Past and Symphony Of The Night.

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Watch: ‘Super Mario Bros.’ Speed-Run World Record Beaten in Near-Perfect Run

Watch: Creator of ‘Mega Man’ Keiji Inafune builds a ‘Super Mario Maker’ level

So this is what Keiji Inafune is up to, instead of launching Mighty No. 9. Gotcha. Still dope, though. Admittedly.

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