#Video Games
‘Battlefield 3’ Sells 5 Million Copies In First Week. Your Move, Modern Warfare.
The Battlefield/Modern Warfare 3 throwdown finally got underway last week with the release of BF3. After the first week, EA covered in fluids and with a Devil’s smile announced that their title has launched to the tune of 5 million sold.
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Video: ‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Gets The Taiwanese Animation Treatment. Tricycle Horror!
Taiwanese animation insanity factory has offered up their latest ‘trailer’, this time for GTA V. It’s about as ridiculous as you should expect all their trailers to be by this time.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Video: ‘Lollipop Chainsaw’ Gets Halloween Trailer, References French Revolution.
The uncomfortably objectifying yet sadly fucking irresistible to my fat-male-brain Lollipop Chainsaw has gotten a new trailer dropped specifically for good old Halloween. It’s what you’d expect: madness, sexuality and…a French Revolution reference? Couldn’t help but laugh.
Hit the jump to check it out.
iOS Game Helps Disabled Girl Get Operation Allowing Her To Walk. Future x Charity = Awesome.
Grace Windrum is a five-year old with cerebral palsy. Her parents needed £50,000 (I don’t know what that translates to in American Empire credits) for an operation that would allow her to walk with crutches for the first time. That’s where Big Ideas Digital came in.
GameStop Selling Specialized Android Tables In 200 U.S. Stores. iCare?
Woof! Coming out of the box with a brutal pun. GameStop wants in on the handy-dandy-profit-candy that is mobile wandering gaming time. It’s been known that they were going to release a tablet, and now they’re doing a test run.
BioWare Growing Community Through Cross-Platform Releases. Cross-Market Wunderfest!
Brand is everything. Products are irrelevant. BioWare is a brand, building brands. They need a community of consumers slathering and lathering at their brands. How can they grow this fucking community? Why, they’ve got to kick down the barriers of markethood and spread their brands into every niche possible. Just video games? You fucking neanderthals.
Obsidian Entertainment Developing Game For ‘Leading Animation Franchise’. Poor Bastards.
Obsidian Entertainment. The company that (to me) took a fat shit all over the KOTOR and Fallout franchises. Twice being tagged in to come up with sequels to beast mode wunder-titles. Twice defecating. Everywhere. Now they’re developing for an enormous animation franchise or something. I feel bad for this foolish company.
Trailer: ‘Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword’. Starts Boring, Gets Dope.
I feel like I should be more excited for Skyward Sword. In fact, I’m not even planning on getting it right away. My how times have changed. The trailer just continues this ennui on my behalf. It’s pretty boring, boring, boring. Then the last five seconds seem pretty fucking swell. Then it ends.
Hit the jump to check it out, and let me know what you think.
‘Sonic Generations’ Pre-Orders Beating All Previous Sonic Titles. Will Still Suck.
Nuh-uh. You can’t trick me. Sonic has let me down consistently for a decade. I thought it was going to be back with Sonic 4, and then even that sucked. So the fact that Sonic Generations has pre-sales like a mofuckah’? Don’t mean a thing.
‘Modern Warfare 3’ Already Stolen From Shipping Company, Pirated.
No one actually thought that the street date for Modern Warfare 3 would arrive without its digital bites and bytes already slathered across torrent sites, right? In fact with something like ten days to go, I’m surprise it hasn’t happened before this. MW3’s on the internet. Hide yo kids, et cetera.
