#Miscellaneous
‘AVENGERS’ x Hopper’s ‘NIGHTHAWKS’ Painting. So Win.
Here’s a mash-up of Edward Hopper’s famous Nighthawks painting and the glorious second post-credits scene from Avengers. After the jump to prevent super-spoiler-time.
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‘ANCHORMAN 2’ Teaser Running Before ‘THE DICTATOR’, Before Film Is Even Written.
Talk about getting out in front of the ball. Anchorman 2 hasn’t even been written yet, but that little tidbit ain’t stopping the flick from having a teaser trailer before The Dictator.
WATCH: Robotic Butt Cheeks That React To, And Anticipate, Your Slaps And Touches.
Watch in sublime horror as we create the technology that will (hopefully) give rise to Caprica Six’s taut buns reacting to No More Mr. Nice Gaius’ lil weiner.
IMAGE: If You Put All The Water On Earth In One Place. Scale Swoon ++
What would it look like if you put all the water on Earth in one place? Hint: it would look like you should stop watering your fucking lawn so much, you swine. No seriously, it’s pretty goddamn impressive(ly small).
Hit the jump to check it out.
Florida Dude In UNDERWEAR Stabs Computer With SAMURAI Sword As Police Search For Child Porn.
I’m not going to call this “cool”, because if you’re rocking child porn you need to be put away. However this forthcoming scene depicted is certainly out of its mind.
PETER DINKLAGE Holds Down Cover Of Rolling Stone. Pimp-Slap Of Glee.
I love me some Peter Dinklage as Tyrion on Game of Thrones, and what I love even more is the universal acclaim it has brought the maestro behind Miles Finch from Elf. The Good Dink is continuing his Recognition Tour this week, snagging the cover to Rolling Stone. Pretty cool. Yeah, that’s about it. Pretty cool. Carry on.
Hit the jump to check it out.
‘HARLEY QUINN’S REVENGE’ TRAILER Reminds You How Dumb She Is In ‘ARKHAM CITY’
I deplore the design of Harley Quinn in Arkham City and Arkham Asylum. Whatever sort of menace and charm she has in regular old Bats canon is replaced with a slutty Juggalo vibe. The trailer for Ms. Quinn’s upcoming DLC doesn’t do anything to dissuade me of my feelings, but rather just reminds me of what a whorish Hot Topic clown would look like.
Judge for yourself.
JOSS WHEDON Writes Open Letter To Fans; This Guy Rules.
Joss Whedon has always been the man, but he has been upgraded to Pro Mode with his Avengers face-smashing box office records. Whedon has taken to an open letter to address his Legions. Old and new.
Rebecca Hall Lands ‘IRON MAN 3’ Lead Female Role. Works For Me.
Rebecca Hall was totally pissah in The Town, and now she’s bringing them acting chops to the Marvel Universe. Let us all slow-clap and welcome her to the insanity that is having a role in a geekdom flick.
WATCH: The THREE-POINT LANDING Is Ultimate In Bad Ass.
The three-point landing. Bad ass characters use this to fall from great heights, stopping to pose for a moment in all their rock. Here’s a collection of the more righteous ones. Hint: there’s a lot. A lot.
