You, you can’t make this shit up. How do you follow-up a rotting, bleeding, bleating diarrhea monstro-dump? How can you possibly come close to matching how putrid it was? You enlist the services of the man who vomited up the Legend of Tarzan script.

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James Gunn. I completely understand you being exhausted with the blockbuster pop culture-fabricating Marvel movie machine. But now that you’ve taken us two-thirds of the way into the Guardians trilogy, just see her through. See her through.

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This show looks fantastic. Though, I think it’s impossible for a trailer with Ian McShane in it to appear any other way.

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Oh, Dave Chappelle. It’s been too long. But let’s not dwell on that now.

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Game of Thrones, America’s favorite ruthlessly mediocre, incessantly nihilistic, gorgeously produced show has a return date. The seventh season arrives July 16. I’ll catch-up by then, if only to complain about the show and the extravagant and unwarranted praise it receives.

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Ewan McGregor is unrecognizable in this trailer. But the wonderful muted, eccentric tone of the show is immediately. Can’t wait! Cannot wait. Refuse to wait. Must wait. For Fargo season 3.

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New Fargo teaser! As unrevealing as the first one, as exciting to me again once as the previous.

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As the title says! Emma Dumont has been cast in Fox’s X-Men TV series as Magneto’s daughter. I…I don’t really care about this show at all, and can’t imagine myself watching it, so I’m probably not the best measuring stick for if this news is good or not.

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I…I’m suffering an inability to believe that a G.O.A.T of the comedy world is really returning. But, fuck, am I thankful for it.

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