#Television
Another attempt at a ‘Scanners’ TV show is being made. Insert head exploding joke here
Folks, they’re at it again. The MediaWizards. This time they’re attempting to adapt cult classic Scanners into a TV show. Let’s push aside the obvious, typical “it doesn’t need a TV adaptation” rhetoric for a moment. The new owners of the property actually have a dope pedigree, so who the fuck knows.
‘Voltron: Legendary Defender’ Season 4 Trailer: Razzle Dazzle Time!
Yeah, I know the trailer for the fourth season of Voltron: Legendary Defender dropped last week. But, I didn’t have a computer last, and OL is anything, it’s a compendium of shit I consider dope. Dope shit, if you will. So, I’m posting this fucking trailer, ’cause I’m goddamn pumped for the upcoming season.
Lindelof teases start of ‘Watchmen’ HBO series production. I’m both scared and aroused.
If Lindelof’s Watchmen series was directly following LOST, I would be worried as fuck. However, most of the people I’ve talked to said his work on The Leftovers fucking rocked. So, this guy? He’s going to be cautiously optimistic.
‘The Punisher’ Trailer: Frank Castle has one goal: revenge. And also, like, lots of murder.
Get it! One goal? Cause, you know, Metallica’s “One” plays throughout the first trailer for The Punisher. Anyways. Fuck yeah to the fuck yes, this trailer rocks.
New poster for ‘The Punisher’ appeals to the conspiracy theory garbage lord in me (and you)
Yeah, man! Frank Castle is fucking out there, dude! Mirking felons, fighting for the truth! Which the goddamn *Man* doesn’t want us to have!
HBO’s ‘Veep’ will end after its upcoming seventh season. Insert profanity here!
Veep is fantastic. It has been fantastic for a long time, and has definitely been fantastic for far longer than any right it had to be. So while I’m bummed the show is ending after its next season, I’m excited to see what the creative team can do when they’re faced with the freedom of a series ending.
Jeph Loeb says ABC is the “mothership” for Marvel TV which is a shame wrapped in a crapped diaper
Who are kidding here, Jeph Loeb? Even if you’re a fan of Agents of Shield, and I’ll admit I’ve heard it’s good but haven’t mustered the motivation to watch it, I have a hard time accepting you believe this. I mean, Inhumans seems like a dumpster fire, and the Netflix shows just seem…better?
James Gunn bringing ‘Starsky and Hutch’ reboot no one is asking for to Amazon Prime
Hey! James Gunn is bringing Starsky and Hutch back to life, and Amazon Prime is helping him out as CzarStreamingNecromancers. Not really sure who fucking wants this, and I’m tired of ZombiePopCulture in general. How about you folks?
‘True Detective’ Season 3 officially happening with ‘Green Room’ director helming it. This rules
Holy shit. Mahershala Ali starring in a third season of True Detective was enough to get me excited at the prospect of the show returning. But I’m officially losing my mind with excitement, now that the director of motherfucking Green Room is helming the season.
‘Mr. Robot’ Season 3 Trailer: You Don’t Remember
Here’s another beautifully shot, incredibly vague trailer for the third season of Mr. Robot, where, go figure. Elliot can’t remember shit, again. Man, I really hope I enjoy the show’s next season. Like, I really hope. ‘Cause, while I hated the second season, I loved the first so much.