As the fifth season of Dexter creeps up on us – obviously to then slit our cheek, save our blood, and stab our saran-wrapped chest – I couldn’t help but think of how fucking awesome last season was. I have no idea how you top the Trinity Killer, but fuck if I ain’t excited to see them try.

When the four and a half minute trailer for Walking Dead dropped at Comicon this year, geeks and necrophiliacs alike orgasmed in glee. It was apparently of the most righteous awesomeness. That’s probably not a sentence. Anyways. Today the trailer was released officially (as opposed to the grainy bootleg copy you’ve been fapping to), and god damn, I’m excited.

It looks fuggin’ fantastic, and it premiere on the most apropos of evenings, Halloween. Hit the jump to check out the trailer.

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Frank Miller is my boy. If for only The Dark Knight Returns. I mean, he’s given me more than that, but that alone gets him into my Hall of Champions, Perverts, and Heroes. So, despite the fact that he directed a Gucci advertisement recently that looks like a federal-program sponsored version of Sin City, I’m going to try and remain positive.

The commercial stars Chris (Captain America) Evans, Evan Rachel (I Think She Banged Manson) Wood, and A Real Cheap Knock-Off Of the Sin City/Spirit set.

Hit the jump to check it out.

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[This! Is! Mad Men! recaps the newest developments of Don Draper and his ragtag group of cohorts. In the spirit of the show, it will often be sexist and drunk. Apologies ahead of time.]

Okay, we’ve hit the fifth episode of this fourth season. I’m liking where things are going, even if they make me mad (man!) or uncomfortable. Let’s take a look at some of the more striking developments in The Chrysanthemum and the Sword…

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[This! Is! Mad Men! recaps the newest developments of Don Draper and his ragtag group of cohorts. In the spirit of the show, it will often be sexist and drunk. Apologies ahead of time.]

This week, I decided to do something a little bit different. While watching the fourth episode of Mad Men‘s fourth season, I took notes. I didn’t edit for style or content or any of those other components of writing that make it interesting. Somewhere between stream-of-consciousness and live-blogging, I now present my notes for The Rejected.

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I was watching the Sex Files II trailer (it’s SFW) when I saw their analog of the Lone Gunmen. And I remember how fucking cool these guys were. I totally wanted to play Team Fortress with them back in the day while they unraveled conspiracies and shit. Never forget!

God damn do I love Space Epics and Lee Adama. The thought of getting Jamie Bamber (Lee Adama) in a new Space Epic is enough to cause head-dizzying fanboy arousal. Well, Drinkwater, you better get prepared, because your dreams are about to come true.

io9 via BBC America:

With Earth no longer habitable, a group of courageous pioneers have traveled to another planet to begin again. They’ve built the town of Forthaven on Carpathia and have the unique opportunity of creating a new and better future on another planet. Led by President Tate (Liam Cunningham via Clash Of The Titans) and his core team of Stella (Hermione Norris, MI-5), Cass (Daniel Mays, Atonement) and Fleur (Amy Manson, Being Human), they’re determined to run the civilization in a democratic way, but some tough decisions in the past may prove divisive.

As the series begins, it’s a moment of incredible anticipation. Forthaven has lost all contact with Earth but the arrival of the last known transporter, with Julius Berger (Eric Mabius of Ugly Betty) on board, signals fresh hopes and dreams. But why does President Tate seem anxious about the imminent arrival of Berger and will the transporter land safely with Stella’s husband and daughter, who she heartbreakingly left behind?

Meanwhile those appointed Expeditionaries, Mitchell (Jamie Bamber, Battlestar Galactica) and Jack (Ashley Walters, Hustle), have a mission to explore the new planet and bring back vital information to the settlement. Will they find other life out there, or do they truly have the planet to themselves?

The settlers are a diverse group of individuals who left their old lives behind in extraordinary circumstances. They’ve been promised a second chance but are far away from home, friends, family and their pasts. Passionate about their jobs, confident of their ideals and optimistic about the future, they work hard to preserve what they’ve built on the planet they now call home.

Carpathia offers the possibility of redemption as the new inhabitants try to avoid the mistakes made on Earth. Inevitably they cannot escape the human pitfalls of love, greed, lust, loss, corruption and a longing for those they’ve left behind. As they continue to work and live together, they come to realize this is no ordinary planet. Is there a bigger purpose at work? Is the peace of Forthaven more fragile than they think?

I wish I could tell you how excited I am about this show. Like, really excited. I’ve been yearning for Space-Core bullshit for a while since BSG ended, and I’m hoping this show can provide solace towards the gaping, bleeding hole that was left in my heart. Or, at the very least, Jamie Bamber looking all gruff and awesome and hopefully speaking in his British accent.

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Last night, Lane Price and Don Draper teamed up for what had to be the funniest eight minutes of Mad Men, ever.