#Television
Watch: Badger’s ‘STAR TREK’ story from ‘BREAKING BAD’ gets animated
I think it is safe to say that among several other classic moments in this past Sunday’s Breaking Bad premiere was a nugget of some of the series’ finest hilarity. During the episode, everyone’s favorite pot head stoner drug dealer Badger pitched his idea for an episode of the original Star Trek, and it sprawled on for nearly two minutes of dialogue that may already be etched in pop culture lore. Now! Now motherfuckers, said story has been realized in the form of an animation.
So good.
‘HOMELAND’ SEASON 3 TRAILER: SAUL AND HIS BEARD ARE BACK.
Blah blah Brody, blah blah Cry Face. Nothing matters in the face of Saul’s beard. It is returning for a third season, determined to hunt terrorists and look generally stunning. You can see his beard and other particles of season 3 plot in this trailer highlighting Homeland’s return.
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WHEDON: Thanos was never the NEXT VILLAIN. Would love FURY on S.H.I.E.L.D. show.
Another day, another batch of Joss Whedon sound bites. Eh, I don’t care! I’m the speculation swine! I smack my lips all over the delicious morsels of news regarding Avengers 2. I am gluttonous, I hate myself, but I cannot stop.
‘DOCTOR WHO’ gets Peter Capaldi as its TWELFTH DOCTOR. What say you?
Leave it to the inconsiderate people at BBC-Whatever to not respect the plans of a fledgling and barely read blog. Didn’t they know we had Boston Comic Con today? Clearly they didn’t, since they announced who the twelfth doctor was going to be. Right smack dab in the middle of our goddamn con. Eh. Anyways. How do you folks feel about the announcement?
‘SHERLOCK’ SERIES 3 TEASER TRAILER: We’ve got Mustache, folks. MUSTACHE.

I don’t really know what *is* and *is not* considered a spoiler regarding the finale of Sherlock’s second series. So Imma step around that. Instead, I’m going to draw your attention to the lovely fucking mustache Watson is pimping in this teaser for the third series.
ROB LOWE and RASHIDA JONES leaving ‘PARKS AND REC’ next season. Literally sad, man.
Whaaa? How dare these two wonderful people leave one of my favorite shows? I mean. Fuck. Rob Lowe and Rashida Jones leaving Parks and Rec? More like my heart is PARKS and WRECKED! Ha! Get it? Oh whateverfuckyou.
‘BREAKING BAD’ SEASON 5 OZYMANDIAS TEASER: All Literary Everything
Snappity snap. How about some Percy Bysshe Shelley to accompany all of the Walt Whitman up in the Breaking Bad house? A teaser for the final episodes of the show leans heavily on the sonnet “Ozymandias” by the aforementioned author, and I’m feeling it. Nothing like a preview for one of your favorite shows to make you feel only sort of slightly less shitty for the direction you’ve taken your life. I’m all, “Oh fuck, oh fuck, I get this reference! I know this!”
SAM ELLIOTT to play RON SWANSON’S RIVAL on ‘PARKS AND REC.’ Remarkable.
It’s going to be a goddamn Mustache-Off on this season of Parks and Rec. Sam “Best Mustache, Best Voice Ever” Elliott is joining the show to play the rival of everyone’s favorite Libertarian. Fuck to the yes, high to the five.
‘HOMELAND’ SEASON 3 TEASER TRAILER: Listen closely, or something.

Fuck me for a) enjoying this teaser despite it offering b) literally no visuals. I can’t help it. I’m ready to run around making weepy faces with Claire Danes and thwarting that son of a bitch Brody.
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‘ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA’ will END with SEASON 10. I understand. I frown.
…There comes a point where a television show is better off riding into the sunset than withering before our eyes. Some would argue that IASIP has already reached that withered point. I wouldn’t. Sure, it can’t come close to its mid-run form, but it is a welcome fuzzy feeling every autumn. With Glenn Howerton announcing that the show will end after its tenth season, I both understand and simultaneously frown.











