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Russian ‘STAR WARS’ poster is madness. I approve.

This Russian Star Wars poster is out of its goddamn mind. I want to grab a pint with whatever mind caught the film and then generated this piece of bizarre reference.

 

Rumor: ‘EMPIRE STRIKES BACK’ writer Lawrence Kasdan could script ‘EPISODE VIII & IX’?

Star Wars fans, go ahead and tug your bits to this rumor. It’s designed to titillate all your various nerd glands. There ain’t any shame, I promise. Draw the blinds, and get slushy in your pantaloons. Lawrence fucking Kasdan! Oh, and some other guy too.

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EPISODE VII: Carrie Fisher confirms she’s in, Billy Dee Williams sounds off, LOKI and DOCTOR WHO want in.

It’s another day. That means we have more Episode VII news. Boom! Upside your head. What do you make of all these comments? Let me hear it.

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Rumor: ‘BRAVE’ co-director Brenda Chapman working on ‘STAR WARS: EPISODE VII.’

If you’re tired of Episode VII news, I’m sorry. I really am. Unfortunately for you, this is kid in a candy shop type swagger going on here. Almost too good to be true, almost too ludicrous to be real. The latest rumors are swirling around the co-director of Brave. A flick I never saw.

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Rumor: DARTH VADER returning for new ‘STAR WARS’ movies. Just say no.

Really? Really? You biting on this rumor? Hit the jump for details.

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‘TOY STORY 3’ writer penned the new ‘STAR WARS trilogy’s treatment. Brad Bird, Spielberg, others to take a look.

I know that someday in the next three years I’ll be pulling pubes out and cursing Episode VII. I know that, aiight? Just let me enjoy the glow of new Star Wars news that doesn’t make me want to vomit blood. Up in here today we have the little tidbit that the writer behind Toy Story 3 and Little Miss Sunshine is responsible for the new trilogy’s treatment. And not only that, but the treatment will cross some impressive desks.

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Video: This Campaign ad asks you to choose…Brad Bird for ‘director of EPISODE VII’

Oh this election day, here is a more sensible campaign video. It is politely making the obvious case for Brad Bird. You know, directing Episode VII.

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HARRISON FORD may be open to returning for ‘EPISODE VII.’ I am in an alternate universe.

The past week has seen me typing headlines I never, ever thought I would type. The latest has Harry Ford open to returning to Star Wars. Just chew on that. Spit it up. Lick it off the back of your palm. Chew it again. Then drop your thoughts in the comments box.

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Rumor: MATTHEW VAUGHN directing ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’? I could dig this.

Matthew Vaughn? Episode VII? Never thought I’d see those two names together, but there are a hell of a lot worse choices. What do you folks think?

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‘STAR WARS’ TERRARIUMS? I don’t see why the heck not.

Star Wars terrariums? Hats-off to people infinitely more creative than me for coming up with such things.

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