#Space
Oklahoma news station “accidentally” cuts evolution from ‘COSMOS.’
I still haven’t caught the first episode of Cosmos (slow your roll, it’s on the digital-video-recorder next to Workaholics, and Pork Pie Fluids Gluttony, okay? I’m getting to it), but apparently there’s a small mention of evolution. This small little spattering of evolution is something that I will see in my eventual watching. However some folks in Oklahoma won’t be able to thanks to an “accidental” promo that ran over it.
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Space Swoon: NGC 1333 got that gorgeous cosmic stardust
NGC 1333 , man. I remember that place. Cruising around in the Space-Ship Omega. Picking up Hot Space Folk. Getting them to laugh at my jokes, show me their trisected brain-nipples. It was wild. This image doesn’t really capture all of that, but it’s a good start.
NASA planning ROBOTIC MISSION to Europa to SEARCH FOR LIFE.
We’re going to Europa! With a fucking robot in tow! Make no mistake about it, we’re hunting down life. The Europians shall soon know the glory that is McDonald’s, American football, and human excess! Flee while you can, fuckers!
NASA has announced discovery of 715 MORE EXOPLANETS
All the planets! We will discover them all! And then — then we will silently weep because we will never reach any of them. Goddamn technological limitations! Goddamn laws of the Universe.
CASSINI crosses Saturn’s Ring Plane. MAGIC TRICK occurs.
How about dis sheeeeeet? Cassini is rocking out, all gobbling up pictures of Saturn and shit when WHOOSH the goddamn rings disappear. Now you’re thinking what I’m thinking. The rings are techno-organic nano-bots that are operating as a hive mind. They’ve been activated, and now are en route to Earth. Close. We’re close. You see — actually we’re not close. It’s a matter of perspective.
The MARS ROVER photographed from space. Red Planet Perspective++
The Big Eye in the Sky ain’t limited to spying on homeless dudes in the streets, our dongs in our houses, and the wild packs of Werewolves that dominate the suburbs on weekends. No ma’am! It’s also got its eye on the Mars Opportunity Rover, making sure it doesn’t discover the secret Illuminati base on Mars. Scary, right? But there’s a bonus! We get wild pictures like this.
Kepler Telescope LIVES AGAIN; already spotted a planet
Everybody lick up the forties that you spilled for the Kepler telescope! Lap that alcohol up, ain’t no use wasting it for nothing. You see, that plan for reviving the Kepler took! Took a hold, and revived the son of a bitch.
SPACE SWOON: Here’s a look at EARTH from MARS.
Stunning picture of Earth from Mars right up in here. Perspective++, brolos. Ain’t nothing better than being reminded that we’re just a little cute irrelevant speck in the cosmic dust. If we used that revelation to strive for something bigger, of course. Oh, me? I’m going to slap Double Gulps from 7-Eleven all day and look at porn. I’m no leader! You, go, start the revolution. Or pass the Fritos, I don’t care.
Hit the jump for the images.
Mars’ red face goes gorgeous blue after asteroid rocks it
Not everything is Ray Bradbury and Mars Attacks up on the surface of the Red Planet. (What does that mean? Nothing. Just making up nonsense.) An asteroid struck the face of Ares between 2010 and 2012, leaving Mars feeling a little blue.
Hit the jump for the image and some deets.
This Intergalactic Particle Jet Beam is a cauldron of gorgeous insanity
Watch out for HH 24. That young stellar object isn’t fooling around, flinging electrons and protons without much fucks to give. I mean sure this infrared picture of the entire endeavor is gorgeous, but like the Siren upon the rocks, its looks can be deceiving.
