Just over the past two months or so, I caught up with all the Harry Potter films. They’re pretty fun, the mythology is interesting, and I can see how it has a deep cult following. Plus, the Hogwart’s ride at Universal Studios is the most insane attraction I’ve ever experienced. The whole shebang came to an end last night with the eighth and final film in the series, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt.2. It’s a solid and touching end to a series that started a decade ago with the innocence of The Sorcerer’s Stone. Judging by the amount of sniffling coming from cosplay attendees in my theater last night, I’d say it satisfied the diehards as well as the laymen.

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When it rains hi-res pictures it fucking pours them. Following up some hi-res goodies from ‘The Hobbit’ today comes a blow-out of pictures from the Amazing Spider-Man. Courtesy of Entertainment Weekly! Who in exchange for quality exclusives like this sucks on the cock of every awful and mediocre blockbuster ever it seems.

Whatever!  Anyways!

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I don’t like Diablo Cody. I don’t like remakes. So while I wasn’t excited for a remake of Evil Dead, now that it’s been announced that she’s rewriting it any sort of expectations I had for it just went up in flames. Flames powered by trite, forced dialogue and indie songs.

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Here, have some more hi-res images of Bilbo and Gandalf from ‘The Hobbit’. Goddamn, does Ian McKellen still look perfect. Eternal, McKellen the grey!

Hit the jump for the images.

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I have to appreciate the community of friends and readers I have for pushing me towards this leak of the trailer for The Dark Knight Rises. There was more than one of you, and you’re all beautiful babies.

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Last night I made the mistake of rolling into bed around 10:30. I don’t know when I became such an old bastard, but I need my sleep. When I awoke today and browsed the interwebz in traffic, I discovered to my horror that whilst I slept there was an official teaser poster for The Dark Knight Rises released.

You’ve already seen it a thousand times, but here it is anyways.

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…because I’m really excited about Captain America: The First Avenger. Hoping that it’s going to be the film to deliver me something fucking memorable this summer. Crunchy popcorn style memorable. Empty fun memorable. I promise that previous sentence wasn’t a contradiction.

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From visionary Spanish director Álex de la Iglesia (Day of the Beast, The Perfect Crime) comes one of the most beautifully batshit insane movies you will see in 2011. Easily one of the most unforgettable films I’ve seen in the past five years, The Last Circus is an epic, operatic orgy of hyper-violence that gives a new meaning to the phrase “love triangle.” It’s also an incredibly confident and well-crafted film that’s destined for cult status.

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Here’s thirteen new stills from the upcoming Captain America: The First Avenger. As the movie approaches, my red, white, and blue priapism continues to swell. I am desperate for some release. Also, the more I see of it, the more I love Cap’s suit. Especially with the battle helmet.

Hit the jump to check them out.

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The animated adaptation of Frank Miller and David Mazzucchelli’s classic Batman defining tale has gotten itself a trailer. It’s hard to adapt the son of a bitch into anything, but it seems to be relatively dope. Within the parameters and everything, it could work.

Save for Wayne’s voice. Youch.

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