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‘Top Gun’ Being Converted To 3D. Homoerotic Tension You Can Almost FEEL.
If there’s one thing I love about ‘Top Gun’, it’s the film’s ability to get a bunch of sweaty bro-dudes fisting pumping and partaking in what is some of the gayest shit in existence. It’s so sly in its introduction of what is some beautifull defused homoerotic tension that every homophobe in the world is almost ready to rub asses with their repressed unrequited gay crush by the end of it.
Now it’s coming in three-dimensions. It’s only going to be better.
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‘Party Down’ Movie Shooting Next Summer? Please No.
Party Down is one of my favorite shows. There has been talks of a movie. While I care about the characters, and hope the cast of the show financial wealth, my response to there being a movie shot next summer is: please no.
Nike Releases The ‘Back to the Future’ Sneakers: Nike Air Mag, Swoon.
Back to the Future II inculcated in thousands, nay millions, of young people the desire to have self-lacing futuro-sneakers. Finally Nike is coming close to giving us our want. The Nike Air Mag is inspired by the sneakers from the movie, and they’re a limited edition swag created with charity in mind.
Bruce Campbell Wielding A Sword. In A Kilt. C’mon Nuff Said Right?
This picture of Bruce Campbell is seven-shades of bad assery. Which makes sense, since Ash is the shining definition of boomstick-rockitude. I don’t know what I’m typing.
Hit the jump for Ash wielding Blade and Exposed Legs.
Russian Poster for ‘DRIVE’? Hell Yeah.
DRIVE continues to get closer and closer to a release date, and with that comes a jittery excitement in my bones. Here’s a Russian poster for the flick. Just to keep us glazed with yes-ness.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Juno Temple’s Role In ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Revealed! Maybe. Sorta?
I’ve abstained from a) reading set-photo reports and b) reporting on them for a while now. I’m not as stringent when it comes to casting rumors and the such. There’s a new report on Juno Temple’s potential role in Dark Knight Rises. Want to speculate? Let’s do it.
Red State: A Vehicle of Redemption
Red State is a flick that’s been on my radar for a few years now. When I first heard that Kevin Smith was planning on dipping his toes into the horror genre, I was skeptical through-and-through. Sure, Clerks and Chasing Amy are two of my all-time favorite flicks, and I spent many of my most formative years memorizing and reciting the clever quips of Smith’s characters, all of whom seem to have vocabularies that would shame both Sadlier and Oxford. But I just couldn’t imagine Kevin Smith pulling off a legitimately terrifying flick.
Then came a string of Smith movies that did absolutely nothing for me. Clerks II was a veritable Mooby the Golden Calf, desecrating the legacy of a film that I hold as sacred. Zack and Miri Make a Porno was also a let-down, as I got the sneaking suspicion that the director was trying to channel some of the Apatow spirits rather than focus on his unique perspectives. And I didn’t even see Cop Out, but was assured by trusted friends and critics that I wasn’t missing anything.
So when I heard that Red State was actually being produced and that Kevin Smith was going to distribute it himself, my cynicism once again reared its ugly head. I was a scorned lover, unwilling to rekindle the passion that once raged for fear that I would be hurt again. Hell, even the fact that Tarantino enjoyed the movie wasn’t enough to assuage my doubts. Simply put, there was nothing anyone could say that would convince me that this movie would be anything other than a disaster.
But after sitting down and watching Red State, I believe it to be nothing less than Kevin Smith’s redemption as a filmmaker.
Set-Photos Reveal Henry Cavill In Superman Garb. Alien Latex Rock!
I’ve been pretty fucking annoyed with the preponderance of spoilerific set-photos and their fucking spoiler filled headlines from websites like The Daily Blam! for The Avengers, Superman, and Dark Knight 2: Darker Times, and so I’ve abstained from reading/posting a lot of them. (In fact there’s an upcoming invective from me about this bullshit.) Anyways, there’s some harmless and out-of-context photos of Henry Cavill in the Superman costume.
Still though.
Beyond the jump.
Here’s Some Concept Art For ‘The Avengers’, Loki is Mean.
There’s an assort of Avengers related bullshit today, no? We have the short film ‘The Consultant’ hitting the internet, and we also have a couple pieces of concept art for the upcoming movie.
Hit the jump to check them out.
Watch Marvel Short Film ‘The Consultant’ Linking ‘Hulk’ And ‘Avengers’ Movies Right Here. Chyeah!
When I saw the first clip of Marvel’s first short film ‘The Consultant’ I was all haterizing. Now that I’ve seen the whole thing? It amused me. It also doesn’t hurt that I am totally dying for the Avengers movie. So bad.
Hit the jump to check it out in its entirety.
