It’s been confirmed. Joss Whedon pulled off filming an adaptation of Much Ado About Nothing while working on Avengers. This is dope.

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Joss Whedon may or may not have made a movie based off of Shakespeare. Whether or not he has depends on what you choose to believe. Which I suppose sounds a lot like most things in life.

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NMA has done it again. Not to be satisfied with their take on The Dark Knight Rises, they’ve dropped their own take on the Avengers trailer. Naked Black Widow, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and more are all within.

Hit the jump towards insanity.

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt has a busy year in 2012, what with playing Robin in the new Bat-Mann flick, and starring in that goofy-stupid-potentially enjoyable bike messenger flick. Now he may be adding another feather to his cap: acting in His Majesty Tarantino’s spaghetti western slave liberation movie thing.

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I don’t have a very strong attachment to Stephen King, and I’ve never read The Stand. However I’ve been told I would like it, and I also  enjoy myself some Ben Affleck. So I like this news.

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Matthew Vaughn gave my ass one of the best comic book movies in recent memory this summer when he dropped a quality  First Class  on an  unsuspecting  public. So how’s he following it up? By deciding which of two Mark Millar comic books he’s going to adapt. Matty, I know he’s your friend and all. But you’re better than this. Way better.

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So it is being said that The Avengers has scenes shot on an iPhone. Some scenes, in fact, which were in the debut trailer recently released. Who is making these bananas claims? On the  Oscar-nominated cinematographer Seamus McGarvey, who is working on the flick.

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[OCTOBERFEAST is the greatest celebration of the year, a revelry dedicated to pop-culture’s most nutritious Halloween detritus. Plastic screams and artificial sweeteners have never been more bountiful. In the old country, villagers refer to the extended party as Satan’s Snacktime]

Today’s OCTOBERFEAST guest is a man whose reputation precedes him, creatively murdering people for the past twenty-seven years. When this dude targets you, he infiltrates your dream, exploits your fears, and then commits horrendous acts of barbarism. Also, he wears a sweet Christmas sweater and is responsible for some of the horror genre’s most hilarious one-liners of all-time.

The homicidal dream-slasher in question is, of course, the one and only Freddy Krueger.

As a villain five times in the 1980s, twice in the 1990s, and twice in the post-millennium, many consider Krueger to be an exemplar for slasher-flick murderers who has stood the test of time. After all, what’s more horrifying than the notion that our dreams – the venues we use to play out hopes and dreams and unspoken fantasies – can become the grounds of our gruesome demises?

Krueger’s deeds speak for themselves. So hit the jump and check out some of the handiwork of Elm Street’s most malignant spirit.

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Bryan Singer’s fucking Battlestar movie is really really  coming, and it’s giving me an anxiety attack that I can’t really corral. It isn’t so much that BSG is getting redone, it’s that frankly fuck Singer and this Orloff guy I don’t care if he wrote Band of Brothers. I don’t care that I just shit all over syntax.

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The trailer for The Avengers tickles my taint in ways previously reserved for niche porn and loved ones. A group of enterprising people have gave it the ole sweded go, and it’s pretty amazing/dorky/worthy of making my long ass day.

Hit the jump to check it out.

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