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‘Star Trek’ To Begin Filming January 2012, Won’t Open Until Summer 2013. At Least.

Let it never be said that us fans of the Star Trek reboot aren’t being patient in our anticipation of its sequel. Motherfucker is dragging on! It isn’t going to begin filming until next January, and even then we won’t see it until the summer of 2013. At th earliest.

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Lionsgate Wants ‘Slumdog Millionaire’ Writer To Script ‘Hunger Games’ Sequel. Fair Enough!

Man of Steel  isn’t the only non-released movie whose sequels are getting attention. Even though Katniss and Her Bow Of Glory hasn’t seen their first movie released, there is already movement on adapting the second book of the trilogy.

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‘Benjamin Button’ Writer Eric Roth Is Rewriting ‘Cleopatra’, Potentially For David Fincher.

I didn’t know there was a Cleopatra movie in the works, so the fact that it’s being rewritten surprises me. Benjamin Button scribe Eric Roth is taking charge  of mastering the script. Sizzling rewriters, brah!

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Warner Bros. Already Searching For ‘Man of Steel’ Sequel Writers? Cart, Horse, Etc.

Comic book movies are pretty much guaranteed to make bank these days. Fold in world wide profits and everything is going green with megabucks! So while I find it presumptous that WB is already looking for Man of Steel sequel writers…I know it’s not. This movie, regardless of Frat Boy Rock’s influence, will bring in the cheddar.

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Kristen Stewart Offered Role In ‘Akira’, We Can All Move On Now.

Twilight is a cultural blackhole of vapidity and pseudo female agency, but even with that considered I don’t mind Kristen Stewart. She was cute enough in Adventureland and uh…well, that’s all I’ve seen her in. Good chance I’ll be catching her in Akira.

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‘Harry Potter’ Director David Yates Tapped To Make ‘Doctor Who’ Movie.

There’s a Doctor Who movie coming, and it is being helmed by David Yates. You may know him as the director who helmed the last four Harry Potter movies, expertly guiding them into a world of mediocrity.

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Brad Pitt Says He’ll Retire From Acting In Three Years. Tyler, No!

Despite the fact that he married one of Hollywood’s more annoying ladies (to me at least) and he has commodified children from other cultures with her, I enjoy Brad Pitt’s acting. If what he is saying is more than bluster, I won’t be for much longer.

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Trailer: ‘The Hunger Games’, Oh Katniss ILU. Peeta Too. Let’s Hug.

The official trailer for The Hunger Games dropped today, and I’m totally eating the panem up. Get it? Latin for bread? No? Yes?

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Sacha Baron Cohen In Talks To Join ‘Django Unchained’? Booyaka!

The cast for ‘Django Unchained’ keeps getting crazier and crazier. I mean that shit in a good way. Like, talk about a fucking ensemble. The latest to potentially join the fray? Ali G himself. Also, Rex Linn is onboard.

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Trailer: ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’ Is Twilight Inception Scored Nonsense.

Oh golly gee,  ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’ has gotten itself a trailer. Take That Chick  from Twilight, That Hot Dude from Thor and Charlize Naomi Watts or whatever and set the entire thing to the Walmart rip-off generic edition of the Inception score. What do you get?! This trailer!

Everyone seems to be talking about it, so I figured why not join the fray.

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