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New ‘Hunger Games’ Image Features Lenny Kravitz, Peeta, Dude From White Men Can’t Jump.
Am I whoring out the Hunger Games info? Yeah son! Who cares. I’m titillated. There’s a new image today featuring Peeta, Cinna, and Haymitch.
Get some.
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Sly Stallone Creating ‘Rocky’ Musical. More Homo-Eroto, Yo!
Hats-off to Sly Stallone. Shirts too. He-panties while we’re stripping. The original dude clever enough to get totally straight man don’t get me wrong! guys to fist-pump to wonderful homoerotic American Dream nonsense babble tales is bringing the same shade of bullshit to a musical.
Monday Morning Commute: Iroquois Fistfight
All hands on deck! We’re approaching terminal velocity on Spaceship Omega, hurtling towards the end of the workweek at breakneck speed! Ah hell, we should’ve recalibrated the autopilot! The social contract allows for an early reprieve from indentured servitude this week, and now we’re rocketing ahead at a rate that’s virtually guaranteeing a crash landing.
Brace yourself! We’re going to smash right into Planet Thanksgiving, and our survival is dependent on the ability to craft entertainment-cushions.
Luckily, this here’s the MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE! In this Monday feature, I show off the various bits of enjoyment I’ll be using to try to make life awesome. Then, your job is to hit up the comments and share your wares.
It’s internet show and tell. And we love it.
More ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Pics, Plus When The Movie Takes Place.
More details from Empire Magazine regarding ‘The Dark Knight Rises’? Yes please! If that isn’t enough for your geek gullet, how about some details regarding when the movie picks up? Dive in, if you’re daring.
New Line Cinema Wants To Turn ‘Rampage’ Into A Movie. My Gaming Childhood Approves.
We’ve crossed the fucking Rubicon regarding adaptations. Don’t give me any noise about my approving of a Rampage adaptation when there’s a goddamn Battleship movie coming out. Okay? Shoot.
Video: Arnold Schwarzenegger’s ‘Total Recall’ Commentary Is Baffling, Outstanding.
The Arnold. Through the years, when he hasn’t been busy doing cocaine off of hooker’s asses, running a state, pumping himself full of steroids, or rubbing dongs with fellow bodybuilders, he’s filmed some movies. Cut some DVD commentaries. The one for Total Recall in particular is blowing up the internet, and with good reason. It’s fucking surreal.
‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Graces Empire Magazine With Two Covers. Bat-Schwing.
Empire Magazine is apparently swinging out with a The Dark Knight Rises story, and the covers to the magazine have leaked. Fuck, sometimes I forget how much I’m sweating this movie.
Expendables 2 Poster: Dude-Bro Homoerotic Phallus Firing!
The first Sly-powered Expendables sucked. Far too much talking and Whiplash’s drooly lip, not enough destruction and death. Hopefully the sequel can invert the ratio between Pointless Pontification and Metal Phalluses Spewing Death. I mean fuck, it’s got a washed-up cast for the ages.
Hit the jump for the poster.
Blade Runnin’ With Pulphope
Quick, name a movie I love!
What’s that you say, Blade Runner? Fantastic!
Okay, now name one of my favorite comics artists!
Paul Pope?! Yeah, he is one of my panel-producin’ heroes!
Now hit the jump to see what happens when the ever-mighty Pulphope tries his hand at sketching a couple of the most iconic scenes from Blade Runner!
New Official ‘Avengers’ Banners? Latex and Thunder Gods!
Marvel hast dropped new banners for the Avengers flick coming up. Nothing spectacular. Just Ruffalo looking awkward, Rogers looking brooding, and the Black Widow as objectified as ever.
Hit the jump for the glory.
