#Movies
Mordon Freeman: Half-Life x Inventor Of The Batmobile.
A clear wielder of the Third Eye over at Reddit has envisioned the ultimate: a Morgan Freeman x Half-Life 2 mash-up, and then used his talents to illustrate such a boon to humanity.
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‘Dark Knight Rises’ Bane Prologue Reactions, and More Bat-Hub.
Hey fuckers! Guess what! Consider this a hub for your Dark Knight Rises goodness that’s spiraling out today. People have seen the Bane prologue before Mission Impossible and word is trickling out. People are happy! I think? I’ve been trying to avoid the spoilers. So in lieu of direct posting and conversation, Imma just point you in the right direction for goodies and details while I try and stay virginal.
Peep the links.
Verizon and Redbox Planning Netflix Rival, Pfft! They Sweat HBO.
Verizon and Redbox are combining their powers to create a monolithic entity to grapple with Netflix. Good luck, boys! Netflix may have taken an arrow to the knee, but I’d still proclaim them Chief Gamma-Irradiated Beast. What’s the titan they’re fearing the tussle with? HBO. HBO indeed, yo.
New ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Viral Shite: CIA Documents Ahoy!
Want some new Dark Knight Rises viral virtuosity? Hit the jump! Want to stay virginal? Stay put!
Fun after the more tag, ya’ll!
Daniel Craig: Writer’s Strike F**ked ‘Quantum of Solace’, He Rewrote Scenes.
Daniel Craig is a hunky guy, and a great James Bond. So I’ll let him slide for not being an excellent writer. Dude says that the script for Quantum arrived just hours before the Great Writer’s Strike of 200-something, leaving them in a bit of a pinch.
The New Yorker Breaking ‘Girl With Dragon Stuff’ Review Embargo. Sony’s Cheesed.
Sony let some lucky swanky motherfuckers in to see The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo early. The caveat was that they had to hold their responses in their gullets until Sony’s proscribed embargo date. Seems pretty easy to me. Let me in Sony, fuck. It seems that despite initial acquiescence to the request, shit fecal matter is about to splatter the fan. The New Yorker reviewer David Denby is intentionally breaking the embargo tomorrow. This doesn’t sit well with producer Scott Rudin.
Hit the jump for some industry slap fighting.
Trailer: ‘Lockout’ Or ‘Taken In Space’. But More Awesomer!
I was sold back a ways when it was announced that Luc Besson’s Lockout was essentially Taken in space. Sold like woah. Taken being one of the greatest movies ever starring Liam Neeson kicking ass. Of which there is a considerable library now. After seeing the International Trailer? Doubly stoked.
Get-get-get!
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Video: Batman Lurks On Gordon In The Shower. And Bedroom.
Now that I think of it, Batman’s pretty douchey when it comes to his relationship with Gordon. Dude just disappears in the middle of a conversation. Assumptive ass, thinking Jimmy can’t add anything. Not to mention how weird it is, which is something that this SNL Digital Short picks up on. Good shit.
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Robocop Joins The Cast Of ‘Star Trek 2’. Fantastic.
Peter Weller, also known as goddamn Robocop, is joining the cast of Star Trek 2. Rejoice. Throw your robo-hands in the arm. Get the fives highing, and celebrate the idea that Detroit’s baddest (it was Detroit, right?) will be rocking out galactic style.
Rumor: Benicio Del Toro To Play Khan in ‘Star Trek 2′?
Del Toro was rumored to be in Star Trek 2, and now we’re talkin’ his fucking role. Khan? Slashfilm has reported it, and then updated the report with an Abrams rebuttal. Do you buy it? How do you feel about it?
