#Movies
Trailer: PROMETHEUS. Start Your HNNGines.
The trailer for Prometheus has leaked ahead of its intended time, go figure! Pretty awesome, aside from Inception horns everywhere. I’ll update with an HD quality one when it drops.
Hit the jump, check it the fuck out, leave your impressions.
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THE ADVENTURES OF TINTIN Is the Spielberg Movie You’ve Been Waiting For
Spielberg, where you been, man? The last time you thrilled me out of my seat was with Minority Report way back in 2002. Since then you’ve made some great flicks, but that Crystal Skull trick you tried to pull for your last movie was garbage. You’re back in one big way with a whirlwind of a movie: The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn. You’ve brought some friends with you too: Peter Jackson as producer and Steven Moffat, Edgar Wright, and Joe Cornish as writers. I wasn’t scared off by WETA’s motion-capture animation either, which is usually terrifying and gives humans cold, soulless eyes. Tintin is a balls-out action adventure mystery thrill ride form beginning to end. Take your War Horse and shove it, Tintin’s running this show.
‘The Avengers’ Gets Some New Posters. Everyone Strike A Pose!
New posters for The Avengers, which kindly reminds you that it is also dropping next summer. Its staring at The Dark Knight Rises in abject jealousy, muttering to itself.
Edgar Wright Has Written A Musical. Wut? Outstanding.
Edgar Wright is pretty fantastic. A litany of geek flicks that traverse that genre and arrive in the neighborhood of genuinely dope flicks regardless of whatever box you want to place it in. Versatile! Can he pull off a musical? It appears that he’s certainly going to try.
New Still From ‘Prometheus’ Has Magneto Holding A Flashlight.
I can’t wait for the official Prometheus trailer dropping…today? Or is it tomorrow? It’s soon! Soon man. This week of trailers has my brovaries throbbing. Throbbing so hard! Want a still of Magneto holding a flashlight in anticipation of the trailer? Hell yeah. Get some.
Trailer: ‘The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey’, By God The Movie Is Real.
It’s a fucking trailer for The Hobbit. What more do I need to say?
Hit the jump, watch it, drop your impressions in the comments.
Christopher Nolan: Bane’s Voice Is Awesome, Shut The F**k Up.
Chalk me up as one of the guys and gals who couldn’t understand a fucking word out of Bane’s mouth during the IMAX prologue. Whether it was because IMAX is always bass-y or because I’ve been to too many concerts or because as the wave of criticism suggests it’s fucking unintelligible, I couldn’t. Christopher Nolan don’t care!
Dexter Showrunner Talks About Season Finale Shocker and Show’s End Game.
The last minute or so of this season of Dexter was really the only thang I enjoyed about the entire enterprise. I’m hoping they’ll ride the shocker into a final two seasons of the show that rock my Casbah, and comments from Dexter’s showrunner have me keeping the faith. Loosely.
Bond Producers Want Daniel Craig For Five More Flicks? Righteous.
I like me some Daniel Craig as James Bond, and I’m anticipating Skyfall like woah. So with that in mind I’m pretty excited about the news that producers of the franchise want him for five more installments.
Dark Knight Rises’ Bat-Plane Thing Makes Me Lose It.
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Every time I see this in the trailer, which I’m watching ad nauseam, I start getting the friction burn from unconscious groin handling. At Barry Allen-esque speeds.
