#Movies
‘Avatar 2’ May Already Be Delayed? I See You, James Cameron!
Go ahead and search the OL backlogs. I was one of those rubes duped by the shiny gadgets and nonsense of Avatar. Then I saw it again, was horrified, and puked throughout the years as the 3D nightmare ensued. Avatar 2 is delayed? Fucking good.
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Video: Walter Sobchak, The Last Hero. A Metal Tribute.
I’m…really, really obsessed with The Big Lebowski. An obsession that was laying dormant until recently, when I watched it twice in a week. Since then, I’ve been walking around quoting it to myself and anyone near me. While trying to YouTube a clip of Walter last evening I came across this. A metal tribute to Walter, which I find far far far funnier than it actually should be.
Indulge me.
Mike Patton Scoring Ryan Gosling Movie, ‘The Place Beyond The Pines’. Dude-Crush Gland ‘Splode.
Mike Patton is scoring a Ryan Gosling flick. This is going to push me into full, stark-raving dude-crush bliss. There’s a God, he knows who I am gay for, and he is pushing them together for my glory.
Sony Will Make ‘The Girl Who Played With Fire, Fincher Probably Not.
Sony is going ahead with the sequel to The Girl With Generic Ideas of Female Empowerment, and they’ll be marching on even if David Fincher isn’t going to helm the son of a bitch.
Video: Duncan Jones Does Ad For ‘Virgin Money’. Uh, Okay?
Duncan Jones. Talented dude behind Moon and Source Code. Filling out his resume (er, pockets) with this new ad for Virgin Money. Whatever. It’s sort of swanky, and at least it isn’t that awful Aronofsky Revlon ad.
Wachowskis Want Natalie Portman For Sci-Fi Flick ‘Jupiter Ascending’. Do It!
The Wachowskis are busy these days, after a near-decade of living down their deplorable Matrix sequels. That’s the problem with stealing every awesome trope ever!, you can’t seemingly pull it off again. #Bitter. Maybe they’ve refilled the vault of Intellectual Ideas, pilfered some new dope ones. Whatever the case, they want Natalie Portman for a new flick of theirs.
‘Sherlock’ Star Benedict Cumberbatch Cast As Villain In ‘Star Trek 2’
Perhaps fittingly, I was just expressing interest in catching the modern day take on Sherlock Holmes starring Benedict Cumberbatch. Now even if I don’t come correct and get on that, I’ll be able to see him in a vehicle I am most definitely sweating: Star Trek 2.
New ‘Amazing Spider-Man’ Pics Have Parker Looking Douchey.
Want a couple of new Amazing Spider-Man pics? Featuring Parker looking dumb as hell and Stacy looking gorgeous as usual?
Hit the jump!
Alfonso Cuaron Demanded No Makeup For The Actors In ‘Gravity’. Realism…?
Gravity. Alfonso Cuaron. I’ve heard those two muttered in the same sense for the past couple of years, and I have been patient! Patient, dammit. The movie is beginning to feel a bit real, and it is news stories like this that are driving that feeling home. Tenable news! About the shoot.
Video: Jaws Ride: The Movie Is Closed. Pay Due Respects In This Simulator.
Jaws Ride: The Movie has closed. Some kind of chocolatey, goopy bullshit. Mourning hard? Wicked hahd? You can pay respects in this fucking glorious simulator.
