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Aronofsky’s ‘Noah’ Will Shoot This Summer, Feature Ballin’ Villain.

Matthew Libatique who is oft a cinematographer for Mr. Darry Aronofsky has dropped some details regarding Noah. Shooting dates, and the villain. Which apparently isn’t God, which would have been totally cool. IMO retcon the Bible.

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The Most Important Sci-Fi Film of All Time

Last weekend, my girlfriend took part in a short film contest called Campus Movie Fest. Sounds like a gas, right? The outcome is The Physical, based on a short film I came up with about six years ago. Starring Mike Downes, Carol Finn, and me, the story revolves around a young man with hopes of immigrating to Mars to join Earth’s first colony there. But first he has to pass his physical… (dun DUN).

I won’t spoil the ending, but prepare to have your face melted off! Or not, but I hope you like it, share it, live it, love it.

PS: I’m a terrible actor and I hate being in front of a camera, so I came up with a character called Snowblind. He’s blind, so I got to keep my eyes closed. Don’t ask me why a blind man wears prescription glasses.

Trailer: ‘Lockout’ Or TAKEN IN SPACE With Guy Pearce. F**k Yeah.

As Liam Neeson gets ready to punch the fuck out of wolves  this weekend, a spiritual sequel to Taken (and apparently more loosely Fifth Element) by Besson gets itself a new trailer. We wanked over the leaky foreign trailer, now get it in ready made For-The-Empire version.

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Video: First Footage Of Méliès’ Restored ‘A Trip To The Moon’ With Soundtrack

Behold the spectacle! Behold the post-modern world! There’s a restored version of  Georges Méliès’ masterpiece with probably too many people recognize from a whiny Billy Corgan video but whatever  featuring the soundtrack being done by AIR.  It’s interesting, at the very least.

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84th Academy Awards Nominations Announced; Awful Picks And Jobbery

Oh shit! The Academy Awards nominations have dropped!, and OL favorite Drive  has gotten jobbed. In favor of what? Shit like Extremely Loud and Overly Sentimental Drivel  and others.

Hit the jump for the nominations, discuss them in the comments section.

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New ‘Avengers’ Pics Bring Writhing Bulges and Posturing.

There’s  a cavalcade of new pictures from Avengers courtesy of Empire.

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Kiefer Sutherland Talks ’24’ Movie, Says Its Direct Continuation.

I wasn’t even aware that the 24 movie was officially happening. Like, I thought of it as one of those bandied about ideas that would never gain traction. I’m wrong! It’s happening, and Kiefer Sutherland opened up about some of the movie specifics.

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Final Poster For ‘The Hunger Games’ Is Katniss Photoshop Nonsense.

Here’s the final poster for The Hunger Games. Jennifer Lawrence. The things. The things she does to my more pinkish bits, yo. Ain’t healthy.

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‘The Hunger Games’ Pic Sports Katniss In Her Fire Dress. Eerie Teen Sexualization!

Want to see a picture of Katniss in her totally tantalizing and sexualized Fire Dress from The Hunger Games that is supposed to arouse while simultaneously being a bit creepy because she’s like 16 or whatever?

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Trailer: ‘Resident Evil: Retribution’ Is Cell-Phone Condemning Wunder-Schlock.

I love the Resident Evil movies. They’re fantastic garbage. Hot steaming garbage propped afloat decaying corpse of cinematic spectacle. So you’re goddamn right  I’m excited for this movie.

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