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Michael Fassbender May Star In Ridley Scott Directed Adaptation Of Cormac McCarthy’s ‘The Counselor’

Well if this isn’t a collection of various fielded talents right here. Dope director, talented writer (though I’m not insane for the dude), and one serious man crush of an actor. Could they!, could they really be converging?

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Billy Connolly Is Final Cast Member Of ‘The Hobbit’

Billy Connolly is the final cast member of a rather enormous  ensemble that Peter Jackson is wielding down in New Zealand.

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Ridley Scott Doesn’t Know If Ford Will Be In New ‘Blade Runner’, Teases ‘Prometheus’ Sequel

Man, think you’re confused about all the Blade Runner sequel news? You’re not alone. In fact, it looks like the director of the flick doesn’t have a fucking clue. Making it apparent at this time that the movie exists only as “Oh yeah something we’re going to do. It’ll be neat.” And oh yeah!, Prometheus sequel possibilities.

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Trailer: ‘The Bourne Legacy’, Or ‘Jeremy Renner Shoots Things.’

Hey!, it’s Jeremy Renner shooting more things!

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‘The Wolverine’ Hitting Theaters July 26, 2013. I…Don’t Care.

The summer is going to be the ultimate Comic Book Fanboy & Fan Girl Wunder-Deluge as far as movie adaptations goes. It can only go downhill from here. Is there going to be anything dropping next year that’ll come close to this year’s wild assortment? Well there’s uh, the new Wolverine movie. Which is uh…cool?

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Russell Crowe Confirms He’s In Talks For Aronofsky’s ‘Noah’ On Twitter.

Russell Crowe may be the perfect casting for the alcoholic turned savior Noah in the upcoming Aronofsky eco-disaster-masterpiece-maybe. It was rumored last week, and Sir Telephone Pitcher has confirmed that hes in talks via his Twitter acount.

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Trailer: ‘Amazing Spider-Man’ Goes Theatrical, Doesn’t Wow Me.

Sony’s upping their Amazing Spider-Man promotional game, dropping a theatrical trailer for the flick. Aside from the action sequences briefly featured, the movie continues to not do much for me. What do you guys and gals think? Check out the trailer and drop your impressions in the comments section.

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Producer Says It’s ‘Patently False’ Ford Is In Talks For ‘Blade Runner’ Sequel. Phew.

As Forrest Gump once said, “Rumors is as rumors does, boogers, cliche pop culture reference, tee-hee pee joke”. We should have recalled that line from that movie over the weekend, when it rumors about Harrison Ford appearing in the Blade Runner sequel came to boil. It ain’t happening folks! Probably.

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Monday Morning Commute: Sorry About the Mess.

I just woke up from a nap. The time-stamp on my compu-deck is 9:45PM. The natural inference is that I’m going to stay up too late, not get enough sleep, and drag ass all day tomorrow.

This is going to be a problem.

So how will I combat the First World Problem of being overtired at work? Well, with huge scoops of entertainment that’ll either sharpen my mind or further dull it! And how will I tell the lovely OL patrons which mind-bullets I’ll be loading into my metaphor-pistol? Why, with this very post – the MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE!

C’mon, hop aboard and check out how I’ll be coping with the indentured servitude that is the forty-hour workweek. After you see which snake-oils I’m sipping on, hit up the comments section and show off your own curative elixirs.

1,2,3. 1,2,3. Keep it up.

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New ‘Amazing Spider-Man’ Images Reminds Us The Flick Exists. Web On!

The Amazing Spider-Man is the movie I keep forgetting about this year. It could be great! It really could. It just keeps slipping my mind underneath an avalanche of Dark Knight Rises, Prometheus, Avengers, Django Unchained, Looper…and more. There’s some new images from the flick, as well as wordage from director Marc Webb regarding the flick.

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