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PAUL FEIG Did Some Writing On ‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN’, Awkward Hilarity ++
Paul Feig isn’t just the dude who wrote Bridesmaids. Okay! Shit. Everyone fucking forgets. He’s also the mind behind Freaks and Geeks, and at least one scene in the upcoming Amazing Spider-Man will feature his penchant for interpersonal awkwardness.
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Gina Carano Goes From ‘HAYWIRE’ To ‘FAST SIX’, Somehow Acting Of This Movie Drops.
Despite my (actual) love for the Fast and the Furious People Racing Shit series, I’m not going to pretend the movies have good acting. Yet, I never thought they would cast someone for one of these flicks and I’d go “Man, the franchise’s acting just got worse.” First time for everything!
MEL GIBSON Joins ‘MACHETE KILLS’, Robert Rodriguez Plays With Fire.
How do you top something as absurd as Machete? You cast Hollywood’s least favorite misogynist/anti-Semite in the sequel and pray you can film the movie before they finally finish self-imploding.
Jessica Chastain In Talks For ‘IRON MAN 3’, This Cast Could Rule.
We ain’t even Avenged shit yet and we’re already to the gills with Iron Man 3 news. If Jessica Chastain officially joins the cast, she’s going to compliment what is becoming a pretty impressive collection of thespians. Or at least Hollywood folk.
Third ‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Trailer Dropping With ‘AVENGERS’; Film Has Hour Of IMAX Footage
Hankering for some more Dark Knight Rises? Can’t wait for that shit to drop? Well you’re going to get some more off the tits right before another comic book movie milestone ‘splosiontime.
RON SWANSON Wants to be ‘THE THING’ In ‘Fantastic Four’ Reboot. C’mon People.
Nick Offerman plays Ron Swanson on Parks and Rec, arguably one of the greatest characters in modern fiction. However it turns out that Offerman has another deep, deep, desire. To participate in some clobberin’ time.
Video: ‘AVENGERS ON A BUDGET’ Is EPIC Gone Pudgy Shoestring
These shoestring recreations of the whiz-bang multimillion dollar Avengers trailers are pretty choice. It’s like we’re all totally stoked for the movie because its noodling our inner child, and then this movie is our inner child hood noodling the movie. I don’t know what the fuck that means.
Hit the jump to check it out.
J.J. Abrams Is The “GUARDIAN” of ‘STAR TREK’; I’ll Take It.
Good news, folks. It appears that so long as J.J. Abrams is churning out Star Trek moving pictures, the universe shall be devoid of Bryan Singer. Sign me up for this being a fantastic thing.
John Dies at the End Is an Uneven Horror-Comedy Destined for Cult Status
The metaphysical horror comedy novel John Dies at the End is a gonzo mash-up of Stephen King and William Burroughs that’s overflowing with creativity and gleeful weirdness. For his adaptation, Don Coscarelli (Phantasm, Bubba Ho-Tep) manages to cram as much of the novel’s key plot points and batshit insanity into 90 minutes as possible. The result is a relentless blast of humor and gore that’s destined for cult classic status, but not without its share of hiccups. The good far outweighs the bad though, and it’s safe to say that John is going to leave fans rabid for more adventures with inexplicable mind-altering drugs and inter-dimensional leech creatures.
JAPANESE ‘BRAVE’ POSTER Contains New Story Elements. Oh Yeah, This Movie.
The Stacked To Shit movie blockbuster year keeps pushing worthy titles out of my brain-piece. Case in point: Brave. I’m sure it’ll be typical Pixar greatness, and yet I’ll be goddamned if I can remember it. While its still on my mind, here’s a Japanese poster for it that reveals new story elements. Unlike the old ones. That I can’t remember.
