#Movies
Mia Wasikowska and Zoe Aggeliki Being Considered For Role Of Johanna Mason In ‘CATCHING FIRE’
I don’t know these two actresses, but they are being considered for a role in Hunger Games 2: More Hungry (For Your Money).
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CHARLIE SHEEN Is The President In ‘MACHETE KILLS’, Absurdity ++
I haven’t seen Machete, but even still I have the suspicion that I’m in love with it. It rocks a certain absurdity that I can get behind. Robby Rodriguez is following up the original flick with Machete Kills, and is showing no signs of mitigating the bonkers.
‘JURASSIC PARK 4’ To Be Written By ‘RISE OF THE APES’ Peeps.
I wouldn’t expect Jurassic Park 4 to be any fucking good. We don’t really need the flick, and I’m not sure how much juice the entire premise has anymore. The best retort to that would be, “But yeah, Caff, you also didn’t think Rise of the Apes would rule, and it did”. Touche.
Michael Bay: ‘TRANSFORMERS 4’ Ain’t A Reboot, May Go Into Space. Wee!
I know what you’re thinking. Why the fuck am I covering Transformers 4. I don’t really know, either. There’s a perverse curiosity simmering in my sac when it comes to the beastly Bay fecaltainment franchise.
Longer Cut Of Rian Johnson’s ‘LOOPER’ To Be Released In China. Son Of A Gun.
One of the reasons that Rian Johnson’s Looper finally getting off the ground was that it got some additional Chinese financing. Now a perk of that financing its manifesting itself for Chinese audiences, and I’m like, mad jelly.
‘TAKEN 2’ INTERNATIONAL TRAILER: Liam Neeson Goes Full Wolverine
In this trailer, Liam Neeson tells his daughter played by Maggie Legs for Days Grace that he’s going to do what he does best. Presumably he is referring to his outstanding capacity for death dealing, and I can’t imagine something that would make more sense than Neeson playing Wolverine at this point. They cannot both be the best at ass-whupping, it is a paradox with a simple fix.
Video: ‘BLADE RUNNER’ Animated In Watercolor. Dedication ++
Anders Ramsell wants to do all of Blade Runner in animated watercolor. To that I say: godspeed, my friend. If the first test footage is any indication, this white whale will be most gorgeous upon completion.
Hit the jump to check out the first footage.
‘THE MASTER’ Gets SECOND TRAILER: Seymour Hoffman Checks Your Theta Levels
Chhhhhhhhhhhhhhrist (or is it Xenu?), I can’t wait for this flick. Here’s the second tense-as-fuck trailer for The Master.
Head of PIXAR Says a Pixar/Marvel Movie Is Possible. Let’s Get This Done.
Ever since Disney bought Marvel, the lot of us have been fapping to one idea. Pixar, the studio from whence all others are judged, could theoretically rock out to a Marvel movie. Recently while promoting Brave, the head of Pixar has once again stroked these fantasies. Just a light grip, ever so slowly.
Jennifer Connelly In Talks For Aronofsky’s ‘NOAH’, I Vote Yes.
Jennifer Connelly. You probably remember her work with Aronofsky in Requiem for that scene. Might I suggest though, don’t let that moment overshadow the quality of her performance in the entire film, which has me stoked at the possibility of her reuniting with the director.
