#Movies
Edgar Wright Has Finished Directing An ‘ANT-MAN’ TEST REEL. Oh Lord It’s Growing!
Looks like the gooey wet dream of many a fan is coming true. Edgar Wright has just finished directing an Ant-Man test reel, ostensibly proving to the Overlords That Be that the look can be achieved on the screen.
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‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ To Be Marvel’s Second Movie In 2014. Wee!
I just don’t…I just can’t….give a fuck about Guardians of the Galaxy. I just don’t get it, either. It isn’t that I condemn the entire concept of the franchise. That isn’t it at all. What is boggling my mind is why Marvel is thinking that this is going to be such icy hotness. The next part of their monolithic movie empire.
‘LOOPER’ INTERNATIONAL TRAILER: Time Travelling Telekinesis Time
…okay so I couldn’t help but gloom onto a little thing is this glorious international trailer for Looper. There’s a quickly passing scene where a billboard advertises some sort of product giving you telekinesis. It’s the little, the minute, that’ll populate and build this world I can’t help to experience. Can’t wait.
Andrew Garfield Spotted Carrying Spidey Comics Featuring Thanos. OMFGSPECULATE.
To be perfectly clear: I don’t expect this to mean anything, I just find the speculation fun.
‘BOURNE LEGACY’ PRODUCER: Dream Is To Have RENNER And DAMON In Next Flick. Yes.
Hey man, when you’re a producer you can reach for the stars. The producer of The Bourne Legacy has aspirations for the follow-up flick to this summer’s latest installment of Jeremy Renner Punches People. He dreams of Jeremy Renner and Matt Damon Punching People Together.
Three ‘AVATAR’ Sequels Will Shoot Back-to-Back-to-Back. Fecaltainment Apocalypse.
Condemn all of this to some mucus-caked floor in Hell. James Cameron isn’t just bringing the world an Avatar sequel. Or two. Homeboy is dropping three on us, filming them all back-to-back-to-back. It’s just like Lord of the Rings except awful and filled with garbage.
‘CATCHING FIRE’ Casting Rumors: Jena Malone (Blegh) And KEVIN NASH (Huzzah!) Up For Roles
We all know that I’m going to see Catching Fire, my obsession with J-Law demanding supplication. Outside of her buxom bossiness though, I haven’t really been stoked about the flick. Then they said the magic words.
Kevin Nash.
Video: ‘PROMETHEUS’ Pre-Prequel Explains Why The Scientists Are So F**king Dumb
Why are all the scientists so fucking dumb in Prometheus? ‘Cause Lindelof is a hack? Yeah, that’s probably correct. However, for those wanting to absolve Damon “I’m So Clever” Lindelof of blame, this video should be your smoking gun. It was their training. Doi.
Video: Keanue Reeves’ ‘MAN OF TAI CHI’ Proof Of Concept Is Actually…Awesome
Keanu Reeves is directing a flick. I didn’t know that. Where in the Seven Hells have I been? Duder has dropped a proof of concept video detailing the sort of filming he wants to use, and the whole thing seems pretty goddamn awesome. Weird, right?
