#Movies
QUENTIN TARANTINO 10-disc Blu-ray set announced. Art by Mondo, boner by moi.
Fuck yes! A 10-disc Quentin Tarantino set that I can totally buy for Rendar for Christmas and reap the benefits from for years to come? Surely, there is a bearded man or beardless woman (or bearded woman…you see where I’m going here) looking out for me from up above.
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‘SKYFALL’ US POSTER has Bond sliding around on his ass. Dude, get up. Them some expensive pants.
New poster for Skyfall, with Danny Craig totally scuffing up his knickers. C’mon man!
‘300’ PREQUEL gets a new title. Somehow, it isn’t “BONER JAMS PART 2, MORE ABS.”
Probably one of my favorite things to do is slather myself in warming KY Jelly and quietly grind against the floor while watching 300. It ain’t gay if it ain’t porn, and it definitely ain’t gay if it is hands-off. That is what I tell myself. Soon I’ll have some new material, and it has itself a new title.
‘LINCOLN’ TRAILER: Touching, overwrought, or both? You tell me.
What are your thoughts on this particle of swag? I’m interested. Hit the jump, watch, let me know.
London Theater using VOLUNTEEER NINJAS to silence rude moviegoers. Figured out ++
Talking in a London movie theater? You better stop. There are ninjas among you, ready to slice your fucking head off. Shit in your empty skull and drink it up like scat porridge. You’ve been warned. Okay, so some of this is true. Enough to entertain me!
‘WRECK-IT RALPH’ TRAILER: Nostalgia-powered faux-throwback.
One of the neatest things about Wreck-It Ralph is that it has absolutely no claim on our childhood. Despite that, it is working its best to worm its way into our nostalgia. This latest trailer keeps up that movement, driving its sugary stake into our childhood, a place it never came from.
Rumor: ‘INDEPENDENCE DAY’ SEQUELS tots have titles. Welcome to 1996!
This has to be weird. Will Smith is probably going to be in a sequel to ID4. But, being a member of Scientology, isn’t the dude going to be going to arms with pretty much his brethren? His intergalactic soul mates? I could be wrong. I’m probably wrong. I’d just like to see a sequel where he switches sides, and rolls deep with the aliens.
JOSS WHEDON spits about ‘AVENGERS 2’ calling it “complex and difficult” and other jazz.
After Avengers, just let Joss Whedon do whatever the fuck he wants. Let him. He has earned it. He turned your skeleton of a script into the best comic book movie of the past few years. Now he should be given the keys and told to have the car home by…whenever the second movie is due out.
‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ SET PHOTOS: Everybody be fighting, Chris Hemsworth be sexy.
Here is like a million, zillion set photos from some big fight currently being filmed for Thor: The Dark World. Don’t be a shocked asshole, we both know there are spoilers ahead.
‘SMASHED’ Theatrical Trailer: Ramona Flowers and Jesse Pinkman go Breaking Hearts.
Terrible puns aside, I’m really looking forward to this flick. It’s all like, indie emotional and it has pretty actors and actresses that I enjoy looking at and rooting for and such.
