#Movies
Tarantino: ‘DJANGO UNCHAINED’ and ‘INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS’ are two-thirds of loose trilogy. Maybe.
Buried in dope movies this fall? I know I am. I’ve been cutting through them with my money-saber, splaying wants and desires across my bank account. If you’ve been so buried that you’ve forgotten that Django Unchained is dropping on the Day of Some People’s Lord, here is a neat reminder.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger returning to ‘CONAN’ for new flick. Dear Gods.
Speaking of moobs, Arnie is returning to the Conan franchise. ‘Cause nothing is as imposing as a flabby old bastard running around all jacked up on the HGH I assume he is going to take to get into shape for the flick. Let the sleeping does lay. I beg you.
‘EVIL DEAD’ Red Band Trailer: Brutality galore!
I wouldn’t have expected loving this trailer as much as I do. I thought the flick would be some shoddily remade nonsense, but the whole thing thunders with a brutality I can get behind. Watch the thang, drop your thoughts in the comments section.
Matthew Vaughn leaves ‘X-MEN: FIRST CLASS’, Bryan Singer may replace. Well crap.
I don’t like Bryan Singer. I don’t like his X-Men movies. Now the dude may be taking over for Matthew Vaughn, who has probably left X-Men: First Class 2 to direct some Mark Millar shit-bomb. I am unhappy with all of this! All of it!
RYAN GOSLING is off of Winding Refn’s ‘LOGAN’S RUN’, my sadness never ends.
Infinite sadness. Ryan Gosling and Nicolas Winding Refn will not be teaming up for Logan’s Run. I am undone with ball-shrinking sadness. They were going to be like Tim Burton and Johnny Depp! Without the suck! Like David Fincher and Brad Pitt! Without the uh, abs! Perchance they’ll reunite yet.
‘A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD’ Trailer #2: John McClane is old.
Something odd about seeing an obviously weary Bruce Willis with moobs running around in ridiculous action sequences. It’s like the older the dude has gotten, the more preposterous the circumstances have become. Obviously an indication of the arc of Hollywood since the franchise premiere, but I definitely prefer the quieter, less WOWIE moments in the Die Hard flicks. What do you folks think? Peep the trailer, drop your impressions.
Rumor: Frank Grillo to play Crossbones in ‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER’
Do you know who Frank Grillo is? I don’t. He was in The Grey? I liked that flick. Can’t place him, though. Regardless of whether or not I have any previous knowledge on the square-jawed lad, apparently he may be playing Crossbones in Captain America 2: Dethawed but not Deflowered.
‘IRON MAN 3’ Full Trailer: Dark days and ‘splosions for Mr. Stark
The full trailer for Iron Man 3 has dropped, and aside from Ben Kingsley looking dumb as fuck as The Mandarin, everything looks pretty choice. Check the trailer, then drop your impressions.
Official ‘IRON MAN 3’ PHOTOS: Mandarian, Patriotism and Pepper
Cyeah! With the first trailer dropping tomorrow, there hath been unleashed a torrent of Iron Man 3 photos. You want these inside you. Trust me. They make your bum glow. Also! Some Kevin Feige deets on what’s going on in the pictures.
